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30 [M4F] Master cuddle bug and professional love machine needed!
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bobthecreep is a male age 30 looking for a female
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LOOKING TO FILL OPEN POSITION IN THE IE/OC AREA OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

Do you:

  • find yourself outside societal norms more often than not?

  • have an interest in the unusual, grotesque, or downright strange?

  • alternate quiet time and total sensory overload?

  • pet as many animals as possible?

  • love hugging?

  • shitpost at all possible opportunities?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you may be the person we're looking for!

Ideal candi-dates are encouraged to be open to giving and receiving physical contact, including but not limited to hugs, handholding, boops, etc. at any time, unless otherwise stated beforehand. Those with a musical background are highly preferred, though any artistic background is welcome, as your singular colleague is a musician and is currently expanding into more visual media. Those proficient with a keyboard and mouse, as well as other control configurations such as those found on the Nintendo Switch, particularly in situations requiring fairly precise hand-eye coordination in simulated environments, are highly sought after, as is knowledge of Microsoft Powerpoint and Excel. This is a highly team-based environment, though all candidates must be able to function on their own when necessary! Finally, all candidates are highly encouraged to be as open and forthcoming as they are comfortable with regarding whatever they please, regardless of what it may be. We are an equal opportunity company.

We offer a competitive salary of several big hugs per day, with growth potential to gentle kisses on the cheek and beyond.

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a male
Age
30
Looking For
a female
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4 years ago