I guess we're adding 'Free Syria' to Ukraine & Palestine now? We really gotta start winning some of these to trim down on the list.

Hiya. Fun facts about me include that I forked over money to Bumble twice because unlinking your credit card information doesn't mean unsubscribing. Yup. They got me. Others are that I've only ever been in exactly one relationship with a boyfriend of nearly a decade from the start of High School who broke up with me meaning I have little to no experience. I expect a massive learning curve.

I'm a quick-to-trust but slow-to-love person for future reference, If I don't say 'I love you,' after we've been together for 12 years and have 17 children, don't take it personally (this is mostly a joke) because my emotions move languidly at their own unimpressive, leisurely pace.

IRL stuff is cool. I like movie-going and eating food together... probably won't go out on a hike with somebody I've only recently met off the internet out into the woods because I'm very sentimental over my organs staying inside my body, but I do appreciate doing things together with people that's just spending time together in new locations. I wish I would've thought to make this post sooner so we could potentially actually see Nosferatu together, but, whatever. I'm happy to consider playing 13 hours of Crusader Kings 3 straight to be a date anyways.

I'm not going to say 'no cops / no military,' like some of these I've seen from fellow Lefties because I know a lot of deeply radicalized people who've come from both of these backgrounds, but, yeah. People of a certain political persuasion can probably understand why we aren't super likely to get along.

Preferably (if) somebody does reach out they're good at conversation and have the self-confidence to know when they don't enjoy something or that they disagree with an opinion and will make a polite attempt to correct it. I do not especially enjoy talking 'at' people and prefer back-and-forth conversations.

I'm asthmatic and can't date people who can't take their smoking outside, sorry. Otherwise I fully support people ruining their bodies a little faster than everybody else. Tattoos, piercings, other body modifications; all are chill with me.

FWIW I'm a short and stocky white person with amazing hair.

... That's basically it. I feel like I haven't said enough about what I want in a partner, but I'd probably be unhappy no matter how much I said.

Good hunting to everybody else on here.