To not waste your time- I don't currently drive. I'll learn one day! Maybe. I'm kinda hoping to live in an area with decent public transportation. I don't want kids. Period. Will not change my mind. I am very progressive. Ha...very neurodivergent.

I don't plan on staying in South Carolina. I hate it here. If you have to ask why, then maybe you should pay attention more to what's happening around you.

Ahem. Anyway. Enough of that!

Hi! I work at a Montessori school with small humans. 🙃 I'm hoping to one day work at an international montessori school (cities with a high diverse populations have them). I get my exercise by chasing them around all day. If your personality is being fit and going to the gym everyday...I'm not the one.

Here's some facts about me:

1. I have a weenie dog named Moose. SHE barks at small children but loves babies. She'd probably bark at you- I'll make sure you come armed with pig ears or cheese...maybe even both. She's all bark and no bite.
2. My favorite bands are: The Used, Dayseeker, Anberlin (pre-Matty Mullins...not a fan), The Plot In You, The Amity Affliction, and Green Day. Special mention (but not quite my favorite): Spirit Box and Hawthorne Heights (you are the song I know). I listen to the same stuff over and over and over.
3. Traveling- if you don't like traveling, you're not the man for me.
4. Sleep is very important to me. I will not wake up early for fun. I wake up at 7 and hustle myself to work.
5. My love languages are mostly words of affirmation and quality time. HOWEVER, I do need touch and heck, gifts are awesome! It's important to me that my partner is comfortable with receiving gifts.
6. I have ocd and the number 6 bugs me but I have something else to add. So, weird fact...but oh well.
7. I've become more spiritual. I want to learn how to properly meditate. My adhd makes it sooo hard, though!

I like men with facial hair (that is not scraggly or too bushy). I've liked them my whooole life...but as an adult, I'm more choosy about facial hair. Tattoos are also a big plus!!!

PLEASE BE 1000% single. Be over your ex. Not freshly divorced. Not freshly single from a long relationship. No baby mama drama. Nuh uh.

Ps. I like voice chatting. I'm an acquired taste- some people like it and many don't.