Be a dork. Have a sense of humor. Age isn't a huge deal to me and anywhere from like 19 to 35 is fine, Location doesn't matter as long as you're willing to travel. No tweakers, no cheaters, no political cultists or phobic types. I appreciate minimalism, practicality and simplicity. I just want someone that will actually take interest in and get excited about the same things as me and that I can make happy without weird drama. Weirdos that seek out arguments, political fanatics, and people whose mental illnesses are their entire personality are kinda been there done that. I don't mind NEETs or femcels, or weebs. I almost prefer them. Just be sweet and dorky and sit on me a lot.

I’m 6’0,” normal sized, and my hair is super long. I look real mean, but I promise I'm not. I'd call myself abrasively zen. I'm a bit of a nerd. I'm kind of a cinephile. I love music; Mick Gordon, Hans Zimmer, Van Halen, Pantera, Michael Salvatori, and Stevie Wonder are a couple of favorites. I’m the same with music as I am with movies. I love composition and like to learn all the trivia. Anyway, I have kind of an absurdist sense of humor, I'm an extremely attentive listener, and I'm a huge proponent of being supportive, physically and emotionally. I like to make my partner laugh and to compliment her. I also like to get involved with the things my partner is passionate about, and I really desire the same. I am extremely passionate about writing and my other hobbies, and I'd prefer if you're the same way about yours. I have about 8 million random recorded writing ideas because I want to be a writer. Ask me about it and I’ll talk forever. I'm a gamer as well (elden ring or anything else with vast lore), whether I'm playing with my partner, or just watching her play animal crossing or something. I also love to cook. I will make you fat. I hope you like Italian.

Honestly, if I can be ridiculous for a moment, if any of this is you, come after me please lol: you're a clingy, sheltered tomboyish hobbyist that likes when I cook for you and lets me jump in the shower with you and wash your hair. You usually wear nothing but a big shirt at home. You love music and writing and you love just grabbing a pizza and watching a movie most nights. You spend your free time gaming, laughing at stupid crap on the internet, and playing 40k, which you're probably better than me at (I suck). You love flashing me because it's fun (I love being flashed lol), you can also sing like Annie Wilson, and also are a tok sen masseuse. You're also a Martian and don't exist.

Anyway, I don’t have one type and have no hard requirements on who you are. I require a little patience and some figuring out, but I’m also pretty patient myself. You can talk to me about, or ask me about basically anything. I'm very hard to offend. I've had a rough and bizarre life too, so I've got some great stories.

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