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26 [M4F] Maryland/East Coast/US of A - Looking For a Tall Woman In Search of Her Forever Armrest
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ILikeLavaLamps77 is a male age 26 looking for a female in Maryland
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Oh hai reddit! Itā€™s a me, Mario. Thatā€™s actually not my name but I couldnā€™t think of a better way to start this off at the moment. Did you find my title funny? Iā€™m actually writing this part first but Iā€™ll whip up a funny title second, so letā€™s just say in setting my own expectations high. Anyway itā€™s like 1am and Iā€™m writing this guy out so who knows whatā€™ll happen. Iā€™ll probably be up for a while so feel free to shoot me a chat!

Sooooo letā€™s get on to the good stuff, the ā€œabout meā€ section. My names Colton, Iā€™m 26 and live in Maryland myself. Iā€™m definitely an extroverted introvert type o guy, I like a day spent inside to my own devices just as much as a day/night out. Iā€™m nerdy, as Iā€™m into video games, reading, writing, art and painting! But Iā€™ve also got an active side to me too, as I like to keep fit by working out, jogging, swimming and playing soccer! Iā€™ll leave a little bit of mystery so weā€™ve got some small talk we can get to or we can just dive deep into each otherā€™s minds, why not right?

Looks wise Iā€™m pale white, brown hair, hazel eyes, thin/lean build and occasionally rocking a beard or clean shaven. I donā€™t mind trading pics if youā€™d like, I warn you now Iā€™ve been told Iā€™m handsome by someone other than my mom sooooo. As for preferences, I donā€™t really have any, outside of you being taller than me (Iā€™m 5ā€™8) anything like age, race or whatever, donā€™t really bother me. I oooonly ask that youā€™re in the US and obviously bonus points to local peeps.

I dunno how to wrap this up, buuut maybe hit me up yo, best decision youā€™ll make in the next 24 hours at least!

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