Me: https://imgur.com/a/xKYHR3q

(Last pic is Mom and I ziplining! I have some anxiousness around doing things outside of my comfort zone, so I usually need some encouragement, but I’m always glad when I do! However, not doing things like this is fine with me as well, hahaha.)

Hiya, I’m Michael, I hope you’re doing well on this lovely day, and I’m sure I’ll be very pleased to meet you! If the title of this post intrigued you, then we probably already have a lot in common already! ☺️

🎶 Let’s listen to music together while chatting! My fav songs include:

• Illusion - Dua Lipa (pretty much any song by her!)

• This is Why - Paramore

• Everything She Wants - Wham!

• Lavender Haze - Taylor Swift

• Kiss from a Rose - Seal

• Love Shack - The B-52s

• If I Never See Your Face Again - Maroon 5

• HEAT - Tove Lo

• Maybe You’re The Problem - Ava Max

• Circle the Drain - Katy Perry

• Limited World - Cory Wong

• Slow Burn - Kacey Musgraves

• Beggin’ - Madcon

• A Horse With No Name - America

• Lovely Day - Bill Withers

• This is How a Heart Breaks - Rob Thomas

• Calling All Angels - Train

• Thriller - Michael Jackson

• Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

• Baker’s Street - Gerry Rafferty

• War - Edwin Starr

• Land of Confusion - Genesis

• Owner of a Lonely Heart - Yes

• The Rubberband Man - The Spinners

• It’s No Crime - Babyface

• Rapture - Blondie

• Hella Good - No Doubt

• jack - HARDY

• Toxic - Britney Spears

• Numb - Linkin Park

• Theme songs for Ghostbusters, Spaceballs, James Bond, Mission:Impossible, Invader Zim, Assassin’s Creed, and Law and Order

• Duel of the Fates - John Williams 😎

If you want to get to know a bit about me

🌶 Neurospicy! (mild ADHD, mild social anxiety)

💟 I don’t have a type, I like most everyone.

👻 I’ve never ghosted anyone in my life once we start talking, so I’m not about to start now, haha.

👁️‍🗨️ Open to exploring non-monogamous things with open communication of our needs and desires

👶 Don’t want kids. Fostering kids, maybe.

📞 Voice notes are fine, calls I don’t prefer, but I can make room for them so metimes. I definitely can’t be on a call all day or for several hours.

♉️♌️♎️, INFJ-A (discussing this stuff can be fun!)

🇺🇸🇨🇦 Dual citizen

☯️ Spiritual (not religious)

🤓 Quiet geek

I enjoy the simple life, and I’m slow and not spontaneous in most things…hey, at least you know I’m honest 🤷‍♂️🥲

I’m a go-with-the-flow, easy-going, golden-retriever-type, open-minded towards most things and also the sexy stuff (test me), leftist, pan-romantic, but my allo attraction is more femme-leaning.

My basic-ass hobbies include

🎧 obviously listening to music (sometimes one song for an hour on repeat 😆)

👾 a little gaming

🧑‍🍳 cooking (especially enjoyable with/for others)

📖 a little reading

🥾 outdoors, mild hiking

🧘 meditation/affirmations

🍿but mostly I just watch TV/movies 😜

❤️ brainstorming and talking about the meaning of life, death, aliens, paradoxes, doomsday scenarios, far away galaxies, our flaws, our childhood, our insecurities, etc.

🚿 Known to take long showers, pondering life 😗

🫂 I’m very affectionate, love giving and receiving praise, and have a high libido (every day, or multiple times a day is the ideal).

I love cuddling and being cuddled. Male version of this 🤭: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFah9SpA/

I also love listening to thoughts and feelings without judgment, and taking on that caring role when needed.

What I value most in a partner

As I said, I’m a very open and open-minded person and tend to gravitate to others who are the same way—why are they so hard to find, though?? 😆

Apparently that means different things to different people, so ask me what it means to me! I’ve cut out a lot from this post, I’m trying my best to make this as short as possible. 🥲

If you’re the same way, and often feel different for being like this, then please don’t hesitate to reach out!

Tidbits:

Favorite Quote:

"It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” ~ Maurice Switzer

2 Truths, 1 Lie:

I claim to know the meaning of life, my favorite movie is Godzilla 2000, I eat once a day 😉

The worst thing I’ve done:

Switch a broken toaster with a new one and sent the old one back to Amazon instead of going through the warranty process. 😅

To conclude, if this post is still up it means I’m still looking, so feel free to get in contact!

Surely if you’ve read this far without bowing out, there could definitely be a spark between us. 😉

Everyone 18 and older, even 50s, 60s, is welcome to message, all body types, identities, orientations, color, and no matter your situation, or current dynamic.

Pics are nice, but I don’t mind waiting if you’re shy, either.

I would love to hear more about you, your passions, and your struggles! Tell me where you are in life and something about yourself that people often get wrong, if you’d like.

Message me, or send a chat request.

Eager to hear from ya!

Michael