I know, I know. It's one heck of a hopeful title, but I digress; let's get into the nitty gritty (god I'm English).

Well as implied I'm a 26 year old male (boring!) looking for a partner. I'm based in Kent more specifically, if distance is a factor.

I'm looking for something long term. I think we'd be right if you enjoy playing games, reading, writing and maybe a little art. Just someone funny, carefree with a hint of witt. I like a joke and playing a prank or just making people jump, so be warned. I picture us spending time quietly reading in each other's arms. I had a dream sometime a year ago that gave me the feeling I'm looking for. It was myself and my future partner just laying in bed, looking at each other whilst holding hands. I know, it sounds all gooey. The feeling that I felt was one that I am now on the hunt for. A warm feeling, safe, comfortable. One that made me know that so long as I'm with that person, everything will be fine.

If that sounds like you so far, then good news! You win nothing, but I'll congratulate you anyways.

On to me I suppose. Well, I like to read and write, hence why I'm slowly trying to become an author. In the meantime however I work in IT, yes, if it plugs into a wall; I can probably fix it. Other than books and the things that are trying to kill them, I like to draw and play many, many games. I would be more than happy to show you what I consider to be art, be warned, it's weird.

Most notable lately would be elden ring, though I'll swap more often than a baby changes nappies. You'll find me playing anything from the aforementioned to powerwash simulator, because damn if that game isn't satisfying. We can probably thin down the games I play by saying if it has simulator in the title, I've probably played and enjoyed it.

I know some people say games are huge but then spend nearly all their time on something like Fortnite, but I've grown up with them. They were and always will be an escape from this world. I'm looking for someone that feels the same, someone that sees games as an art form. That's not to say I'm not looking for someone to start a stardew valley farm with either though (talk about commitment and double negatives!).

I know I'm not the most attractive person, fortunately I was blessed with brains, though hair that doesn't seem to want to stick around. I'm not going to say if you look like X then don't message me, I don't judge on that. I think it's a touch harsh especially if you can build a nice strong connection. If you make me laugh, can keep up with my humour and can kick my ass at mario kart then we're sure to get on like a house on fire. How odd a saying is that anyways.

If you've read this far, then congrats. Again, you're not going to win anything. Sorry, but feel free to message me. Perhaps the real prize is a fun conversation (tacky line, thanks brain)

Signing off with a quick joke to redeem myself for saying some corny stuff.

The police impounded my Tesla. They charged it with batteries.