Hey there—looking for someone to team up with for laughs, adventures, and maybe a few epic video game battles. I’m 33, 6’0”, and call Maine home. Grew up here, surrounded by more trees than people. At 180 pounds (usually a bit lighter, but let’s not get into my snack habits), I’ve got a laid-back vibe and a love for life’s quirkier side.

About me:

• Vibe: I lean toward a unique style, a blend of dark humor with a twist that’s a little Gothic. I’m all about finding the irony in life and appreciating the humor in unexpected places. You’ll find me laughing at horror movies or seeing the absurd side of things. If you’re someone who can laugh at life and doesn’t take things too seriously, I think we’ll get along.
• Interests: I’m a fan of comedy and horror, and I’m on my PS5 whenever I get the chance, taking on all challengers in Call of Duty. Into movies or games? Awesome. Not your thing? That’s cool, too. I love getting into new hobbies and exploring what other people are passionate about.

Bonus: I make a pretty mean breakfast. Sundays are for great food—think pancakes, bacon, and good coffee. If lazy weekends sound like your thing, we might just be on the same page.

What I’m looking for:

• Real Connection: I’m drawn to women who are direct, real, and up for meaningful conversations. Whether it’s sharing what we both enjoy or introducing each other to something new, I’m all in. Quick wit and a good laugh go a long way with me.
• Effort: I think showing up and putting in the energy is a game-changer. I’d rather skip endless texts and try a voice or video chat—it’s just more real and engaging. If you’re up for a bit of spontaneity, who knows what we’ll get up to?
• Open to Differences: I’m not looking for someone exactly like me. I think some variety keeps things interesting. We’ll never run out of things to talk about, and there’s always something new to learn from each other.

The Basics:

• I’m stable, independent, and have my life together, and I’m hoping you do too. I find it super attractive when someone’s driven and handles their own life well. I’m cool with long-distance if we click, so wherever you are, let’s see if there’s a connection.

I’d love to find someone to explore new places with, whether it’s a quirky cafe, a haunted trail, or a hidden gem around town. If you’re down for adventure, a bit of humor, and maybe some breakfast along the way, let’s connect and see where it goes.

Ready to test our chemistry? Or should I start with my breakfast skills and see where that takes us?