Ladies, brace yourselves—here comes the man you’ve been waiting for (or at least the one your mom keeps telling you about). I’m Daniel, 36 years old, and when I’m not busy saving the world (okay, maybe just my high score in video games), then I’m the guy who’s mastered the balance between superhero and cuddle expert. 🌟

Height? 5’9” of pure elegance (give or take a few inches when I’m on my tiptoes).
Hair color? Dark brown, though I’m seriously considering renaming it "Mysterious Midnight Brown."
Body type? Let’s call it dadbod perfection—the upgraded version with extra snuggle factor. Not too much, not too few. Just the right amount.

When I’m not absolutely owning the IT world with my unmatched skills (yes, I can fix printer problems with my smile), you’ll probably find me pondering deep questions like: “What hair color do they list on your driver's license if you're bald?” or “What if Netflix finally suggests ALL the shows I actually like?”

Hobbies? Oh, I’ve got hobbies. I’m basically the Indiana Jones of pop culture, always searching for the holy grails of movies, TV shows, and video games. Occasionally, I’ll hop on my bike and let the wind flow through my non-existent curls.

Life goals? Well, someday I’d love to start a family and live in a cozy home with my future wi-fe, some kids, and a dog who marvels at my Mario Kart skills. 🏡🎮

What am I looking for? A young, fit, and hopefully geeky individual to be awkward together. If you can untangle cords (trust me, it’s more useful here than you think), we might just be perfect together!

Oh, and one more thing... In the bedroom, things might get a little... different. I’m the kind of guy who loves a girl who’s willing to submit—and by "submit," I mean someone who’s okay with me taking charge of the TV remote and the pillow fort construction. But don’t worry, I promise to reward your obedience with plenty of cuddles and the occasional foot massage (terms in bold may change when there are no minors present). Think of it as a fun little role-playing game where I’m the boss and you… well, you just have to follow my very specific instructions. 😏

So, if you’re into a guy who’s found the perfect balance between geek, gentleman, and master of terrible puns, then shoot me a message!

Now here some quotes some individuals said to me during my life:

• Ex-Girlfriend: "I swear, Daniel, if you say 'trust me' one more time, I'm calling your mom."
• Best Friend: "You’re the only guy I know who can make ordering pizza sound like a life decision." (It's not my fault, if they have that many options.)
• Mom: "Daniel, no, you can’t just solve everything with sarcasm."
• Neighbor: "Is it just me, or do you even walk like you’ve got a secret plan?"
• Boss: "Daniel, stop trying to negotiate with the coffee machine. It doesn’t have feelings."

P.S.: If you’ve read this far, you’re already on my high score list. 😉