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Im just looking to inflict some pain on my person in the form of stomach pains from too much giggling, nothing too crazy. Maybe a wrestle here and there, might swing a chair to assert dominance, anything could happen. Except you winning, that’s not on the agenda
I’m 31 but I feel 61, unless I’m at Dave & busters then I’m 12. 6’1 so I can grab almost anything you may desire, I shave my head so if you want luscious locks to play with, you’ll have to play with my beard. I got a belly on me but I’m working on myself and losing weight, I just can’t get cheesecake out my head. I have 2 cats that are spoilt brats, their cute faces make my knees weak and I give in to their demands.
I’m looking for a woman that’s living in the US only. Must be monogamous, you’re mine and I’m yours, no third wheels, I’m not a tricycle. My age or younger just no minors. I’d prefer someone with good eating habits otherwise I’ll cave and guzzle some Mike n Ikes. So preferably no crazy BBW or built like a 2x4 plank. Open to long distance but willing to relocate unless you have commitments that absolutely tie you down.
Send me a chat if you think we’ll get along. I’d prefer if you sent a pic in your first message and I’ll return the favour, I may even throw in some pics of my cats for a bit of razzle dazzle.
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