*If I’m being 100% honest, I’m a bit too young for this movie and I don’t honestly think I’ve seen it all the way through…but you know the general concept right? Meet a total stranger online. Slowly get to know them, build that spark, and really fall for them. Then, you have that big reveal at the end. I want that. I want to get to know someone without all the other bs to get in the way. I want to build an intimate connection, and feel confident that we’re both interested in each other as people. Yes, attraction is very important. But attraction doesn’t just come from the physical. It also comes from respect, admiration, shared values, compatibility, matched libido, matched senses of humor, etc. I want to establish that first before anything else. I want to start slow, but I want this to eventually lead to a real, long term relationship. I’d love to get to a place where we’re comfortable enough to do voice calls, video chats, and eventually meet in person. 

Serious stuff aside, here is a bit about me: I love all animals but I’ve never quite understood cat people. Cats are cute, sure. But is life not hard enough? You just thought that maybe you need a little demon that enjoys knocking your stuff over on top of it too? Makes no sense… 

No really, who am I? I have a child-like sort of energy with a great passion for living life. I’m an adventure seeker (whether that’s hiking to a remote camping spot or building a fort in the living room to tell each other ghost stories). I don’t fall in love easily but when I do, I am all yours. I will work hard for the life we want to build together. I drink occasionally. No smoking. No criminal record, but I definitely like to be a rebel on special occasions. I’m responsible and serious enough to be self employed and manage to pay my bills on time. I’m healthy. I keep very active and go to the gym multiple times a week.  

A bit about you: You are 30-45 years old. You don’t have children. You are from New Zealand but can be currently living anywhere in the world. You are not legally bonded to anyone else (it won't let me use the m word) or in a relationship (Yeah, weird that I have to specify that but it turns out I do.) You are open minded and non-judgmental. You aren’t religious or you don’t mind if your life partner has no interest in your religion. 

I will literally respond to every person I get, even if the answer is “No thank you.” 

Message me your name, age, and (let’s just jump in to it right away) the one thing that’s weighing on your mind the most. Bonus points if you can guess what my username is a reference to.