You absolutely do NOT need to be from SC! I want to eventually move to the lands of real seasons- up north…maybe west. Please be from the US. I'm not looking to be anyone's third.

I'm terrified of driving. I don't drive. I want to learn. If that's an issue, don't message me. I'm saving you time from reading my book of a post. If you ask "why don't you drive" in your first message...just don't.

I'm looking for a partner first and foremost. I want someone who has an adventurous spirit...like someone who would go to Waffle House with me at midnight because we have a craving (I love their hashbrowns...and omg with over easy eggs).

PLEASE be 25 or older. I prefer men who are older than me, but that's not a requirement.

Facts about moi:

• I work with smol humans for a living. I like kids. I don't mind if you have kids. I don't want bio kids pf my own. But that doesn't mean I don't want kids at all. But I'm also OK with not having kids! If you're snippy snapped, yay. I'm perfectly happy with my pets.

  • I love going to concerts. So, it'd be cool if you liked them too. I don't want to go by myself.

• I currently listen to one band on repeat...Dayseeker is absolutely my most absolute favoritest band. The Used is also a favorite. But right now, my adhd is obsessed with Dayseeker…it was Capri Suns a few weeks ago. The addiction go those things was very real.

*I care a lot about comfort. You'll often see me under a blanket (while complaining it's hot 😂) or in my oodie (blanket hoodie, google it). I even have a work oodie because it gets cold during the kid’s naptime (I call it sanity time).

• I love love love traveling. It IS a dealbreaker if you don't.

  * Please don’t be a giant grouch on vacations. Coworkers complain about their spouse being a shitbird on trips. No thanks. I'm not dealing with that shit. No shitbirds allowed.

  * I also like staying in, of course! But I’m not a homebody. I struggled during the COVID shutdown. Being cooped up SUCKED. I also really don't like crowds or lines…and allll of those things are back. Yay.

* I have a spicy brain. What I mean by that is thar I’m super duper ADHD. Fun times! I’m also like an anxious puppy. Woop woop.

* The most organized thing in my life is this list.

* My current favorite show is Avatar The Last Airbender. I wanna finish that and then watch Legend of Korra.

* I don't watch a whole lot of TV, honestly...my ADHD brain enjoys the short videos on Tiktok.

* I talk to myself out loud in public. My BOSS has caught me doing that. Aaawkward.

* I like things like tarot (NO I cannot do a card reading for you. I don't know how, I just think it's interesting!My friend does readings for me) and other spiritual stuff. I have recently gotten into things like the afterlife. If you're a medium, THAT would be neat. If you're into that too, neato!

* I like men with facial hair…but that's not a requirement.

• I prefer men who can lead in the relationship. I like protective men. BUT there's a difference between being controlling and being protective. I hope you do!

• I have tattoos and my septum pierced. I swear I feel more cute with it!

• I like artsy stuff. Recently, a friend taught me how to put air dry clay into resin molds and make cool shit. I'd looooove to find an artsy man!

Why you should date me:

* We can listen to emo bands together whenever you want

* Emo music can mean many things and I’m OK with that.

* You won’t get food poisoning from my cooking

* I can make more than Hamburger Helper and frozen pizzas. Though, the ranch burger hamburger helper is my fave.

* The velveeta skillets are better, though.

* I’m suuuper short. So, if you’re insecure about your height, I gotchu. I’ll make you feel tall..or taller!

* I don’t care about height and it makes me sad that people feel insecure about something they can’t change.

* I’m a great small spoon…but I guess if you REALLY insist, I can be a jetpack. Buuuuutttt it isn't my first choice...but please don't cuddle all night. I want my space and I need to sprawl out and become a blanket burrito...with one leg out because otherwise, I'll get too hot and sweat all over the bed and it's gross waking up sweaty. Then your bed will sweaty and you'll have to do laundry! What if you just washed it?

• Personally, I like laying on the dudes chest...whatever cuddling position that is. Ya know, with your arm around me…but only for a little bit. I don't like feeling trapped!