Please send a message instead of a chat. Chats don't always load and it's annoying.

You don't have to be from SC! Send a message instead of using the chat, please. The chats don't load.

I'm terrified of driving. I don't drive. I want to learn. If you ask "why don't you drive" in your first message...just don't.

I'm looking for a partner first and foremost. A partner in life.

PLEASE be 25 or older. PLEASE BE FROM THE US, AS THE TITLE STATES.

Facts about moi:

• I work with smol humans for a living. I like kids. I don't mind if you have kids. . I don't want to give birth. But that doesn't mean I don't want kids at all. But I'm also OK with not having kids.

• I'm pretty liberal...and opinionated. You don't HAVE to be liberal...but we need to have some of the same ideals.

  • I love going to concerts. So, it'd be cool if you liked them too. If you don't, it's not the end of the world.

• Some of my favorite bands: Dayseeker, The Used, AVOID, Saosin (yay for Cove rejoining), The Plot In You, etc.

• I love love love traveling. It IS a dealbreaker if you don't.

  * Please don’t be a giant grouch on vacations. Coworkers complain about their spouse being a shitbird on trips. No thanks. I'm not dealing with that shit. No shitbirds allowed.

  * I also like staying in, of course! But I’m not a homebody. CKVID shutdown sucked. I hated being forced to be cooped up. I wanna be cooped up in a blanket burrito because I want to...not because I can't leave the house. Remember being terrified of catching covid?

* I have a spicy brain. I’m super duper ADHD. Fun times! I’m like an anxious puppy. Woof woof

* The most organized thing in my life is this list. 🥰

* My current favorite show is Avatar The Last Airbender. I wanna finish that and then watch Legend of Korra.

* I don't watch a whole lot of TV, honestly...my ADHD brain enjoys the short videos on Tiktok.

* I talk to myself out loud in public. My BOSS has caught me doing that. Aaawkward.

* I promise I'm only a 🤏 little crazy...depends on who you ask.

* I like things like tarot (NO I cannot do a card reading for you. I don't know how, I just think it's interesting!My friend does readings for me) and other spiritual stuff. I have recently gotten into things like the afterlife. If you're a medium, THAT would be neat. If you're into that too, neato!

* I like men with facial hair. I also like men who are more alt-y….but that isn't a requirement! It's just bonus points. I've recently discovered that I really like long hair…oooo combine that with facial hair…

• I prefer men who can lead in the relationship. I like protective men. BUT there's a difference between being controlling and being protective. I hope you do! 💅

• I have tattoos and my septum pierced. I swear I feel more cute with it!

• I like artsy stuff. Recently, a friend taught me how to put air dry clay into resin molds and make cool shit. I'd looooove to find an artsy man!

Why you should date me:

* We can listen to emo bands together whenever you want

* Emo music can mean many things and I’m OK with that.

* You won’t get food poisoning from my cooking

* I can make more than Hamburger Helper and frozen pizzas. Though, the ranch burger hamburger helper is my fave.

* The velveeta skillets are better, though.

* I’m suuuper short. So, if you’re insecure about your height, I gotchu. I’ll make you feel tall..or taller!

* I don’t care about height and it makes me sad that people feel insecure about something they can’t change.

* I’m a great small spoon…but I guess if you REALLY insist, I can be a jetpack. Buuuuutttt it isn't my first choice...but please don't cuddle all night. I want my space and I need to sprawl out and become a blanket burrito...with one leg out because otherwise, I'll get too hot and sweat all over the bed and it's gross waking up sweaty. Then your bed will sweaty and you'll have to do laundry! What if you just washed it?

• Personally, I like laying on the dudes chest...whatever cuddling position that is. Ya know, with your arm around me.

Tell me...what if I were a dog, what breed do you think I'd be?

Ps. Please be willing to voice chat at some point.

PPS. I like edibles. If you're a cop- I promise it's delta and that's legal. Ahem. My vice is drinking too much caffeine and then taking an edible to help me sleep. You know why I was so tired? Couldn't sleep the night before from too much caffeine. I guess my real vice is caffeine!