Marked as NSFW due to what may or may not happen in the foreseeable future

Hello All! My name is Tom and I am a Mancunian now living in a town that borders Wales. I am twenty-one years old, (21 winters old for the oldies.) I am of the male gender, well, that's what I think I am, let me check real quick… Yes! I am male!

Onto physical properties! I am around five foot six and a half inches (Yea, I know, I’m the big smol. I blame my birth-giver and my father.) I forgot what I weigh since I am now losing weight. If I were to describe myself, I’d say I am a 7/10. Maybe 8/10 on a good day! I’ll happily try and post a selfie or two here but if not, I’m happy enough to send a photo in dms.

My personality! Hmm, I would say my personality can differ just like any Human Bean. Normally, I am timid, socially inept but able to talk to people with no end but that's in real life. Online, I’m boisterous, fun, bubbly and very very dark humoured. My humour has no off limits topics so please tell me beforehand what not to joke about. Other than that, I’m a pretty reasonable guy, chilled and relaxed.

I am agnostic and polytheistic, meaning I may or may not believe in God but if there is God, there must be multiple Gods. I mainly believe in science but I am respectful towards all religions.

My likes and hobbies! This is where the good stuff happens!

Likes!:

Reading (Mystery Crime) Drawing (Portraits) Video games (Switch) Exercise (Walking) Writing (Roleplay)

Hobbies!:

Carpentry Wooding Role Playing Studying

What I can and can not offer to my future lady?

Now, this is a hard question. Hmmm.

• Right now, I can not provide financial stability.

• I will be upfront, I have an injury as well as a couple mental issues, I am on government funds so I don’t get a lot but I am working alongside them to see what can happen.

• I can bring my lady happiness and attention. I am, unhealthily, online most of the day if I’m not out wooding or gardening with my Grandad.

-A gaming, reading or writing partner depending on your preference. As said, I’m online for an unhealthy amount of time so I can voice call or video call at any time.

-A call buddy!

• I can buy you plushies and jewellery if I have money left over. Gifting is my love language.

• I can’t offer any emotional attachment or support. Due to complications in my life, I lack the confidence to become emotionally attached to any potential lady.

• Outside City/Town Date Nights. I don’t like spending money on dates. I prefer going on walks or camping as my date ideas. I also enjoy staying inside and doing movie dates or board game dates.

• I am 420 friendly but I don’t smoke 420, smoke tobacco or cigarettes, I don’t drink much anymore and I’ve never done any form of drugs.

What do I expect from any future Lady?:

• A fun and joyous character to life.

• Someone who will confide in me.

• Tell me all the tea.

• Someone who enjoys voice or video calls. A writer, gamer or drawer. Even all three is a potential. But I understand some people have preferences.

• I’d prefer if they didn’t smoke but I’m fine if they do.

Please, for the love of all heavens, do not think you aren’t right to message me. I will gladly talk to any lady of any race. As long as you are a female and not overweight overweight to the point where 1 step tires you out, I will talk to you. You can be of any religion. I will not convert to said religion but I will follow all traditions as long as I feel alright with it.

I am not wanting to be a father so early into my life, this can be discussed with my future partner as it’s not a deal breaker to me. If I were to have children, I’d wait till I reached 30 or older as it gives me time to continue being youngish before settling down as I do love to travel when I can. Would happily live a nomadic lifestyle if I had a motor engine.

The minimum age I’d like to talk to is 18 years old, even though anyone under 21 feels weird to talk to at my age. The maximum is 32 years old.

LDR isn’t a problem to me, it doesn't affect me if you live on the other side of the country, even if I were to be working. I’ll make sure I make enough time for my future lady as she’ll be in my top three for priority. (My nephew and niece are first, my health second.)

I hope to hear from someone soon, I hope you all have a lovely day and have good blessings! If you do decide to read through this, please send me a picture of a cat or dog (could be yours or one from the internet) along with a small paragraph about yourself. Selfie for selfie is appreciated. I will ignore all attempts to converse with me if there's too little to go off.