EDIT: I'm sorry that the formatting on this post sucks, none of the things that used to work on reddit work anymore apparently? I don't know, shits weird.

Hello,

It's getting painfully lonely these days, Tinder banned me because I posted a link to my band, and I'm too scared to put my face on anything else my ex-coworkers or someone could possibly see me on.

🚩In the interest of honesty, getting the red flags out of the way first:🚩 * I'm 5'6", take it or leave it, so stoked for when I never have to talk about this again * I'm an only child living at home taking care of my elderly parents full time, It sucks lol * I'm currently between "real" jobs (I get caretaker benefits though). * No kids (don't want any), never had a ton of girlfriends, lonely douche. * Probably not taking things seriously enough.

🟩 But here are the green flags: 🟩 * 760 credit score, no debt * I'm very empathetic and sensitive. For about a year I was working with at-risk youth and houseless folks until the weird non-profit I was with did typical weird non-profit things. * Musician for 20 years. Singer, guitarist, songwriter/lyricist, exec. producer in 400 Spotify follower music project that was recorded at my friend's (actual) studio who is a legit industry vet, I have material on streaming, worldwide radio airplay, awards, placement in a short film that was shown at the towns film festival, live shows are in the works (although I did a DJ set opening for my friends band not too long ago). My friend has also started a record label that I work with them on. * I am sexy. I have long dark hair and light blue eyes with a handsome face, nice smile, and deep voice. I'm skinny but not flabby, I work out during periods when I can and stay away from sugar as much as possible. I will send photo proof and expect the same (if that's ok.) * I have style. I wear almost exclusively black but I don't look like a chump. I picked up a vintage Harley leather jacket from the 60s recently and it fits me perfectly. I have cool friends and get invited to cool local things a lot. * I have 2 awesome big puffy Maine Coon cats named Max and Boris. * I've been in therapy for a long time.

I’m a musician and I love music, bands, rappers, songs, albums, live performances, everything. While I don't have the relationship with art, literature, movies, video games, etc that I do with music, I appreciate and love all of it. My favorite band is probably Depeche Mode, who I saw live last year and was predictably incredible. I also attended a festival last year called Darker Waves in LA and saw New Order the week before. I like my cats, going out to eat, planning day-trips, 35mm photography (when I can afford to get stuff developed), getting out of the house, playing around with the Canva video editing suite, trying to be more outdoorsy, obviously much more.

I don't know what my intentions are here. I honestly have a lot going on and probably shouldn't be trying to do stuff like this, but I'm really lonely, and it sucks showing up at every damn get-together or BBQ or party alone for the 200th time, so it's always nice to chat/flirt with someone. I guess it's always a roll of the dice trying to meet people, especially as I can't really relate to recreationally cruel/mean people, but even if it's a friend to flirt with online I feel like that's very important. I don't know what else to say. Hot girls please hmu ffs lol