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Heeey, so you're reading this post. That's cool. Um... this is my first time posting here, usually I'm posting in other more... casual... subreddits... but uh, yeah. Hi hehe.

I've done this dating thing one time before via online. It lasted for two weeks. Some things that came up were my promiscuity with other realms that weren't my partner, and not feeling emotionally cared for. So, I suppose you could say you'd win my heart by having a way with words (and tending to the latter). Something like, you'd like to enthusiastically be in the know about your partner, and even if you don't know what's up or how to help, you can still direct your attention on them when they feel fussy. Not like you have to necessarily be socially... ya know, but um... someone I can talk to. Even if it scares or disgusts you, I want to know you have my back.

But obviously, that takes time develop, and speaking of time, we have a lot of time to get to know each other. Look, I... have my preferences, everyone does, but I think it'd be best to get the bare essentials out there as I listed above. That's what I'm looking for, and as it's not necessarily something I would expect or want to rush into, I do yearn for it. It's vague, but it is a deal-breaker for me, and if it wasn't for any other deal-breakers, and I had just the one, I would be in the same boat making this post. Regardless, you probably want to know who's writing this.

It is I, me. A pale white man, with long brown hair that curls at the end. Dark blue stoner (but sober) eyes with glasses drooped over. Small lips, a honking beefy nose, and a... uh... square head (kinda lol). My body is stocky with an apple frame (I think?), and my height is 5'9". My weight is somewhere between 210 and 200lbs, but I am going for something even lower. My body is fat (by my standards), but maybe not by American standards. Such is the man before you :P

I am academically smart, but socially awkward. A classic nerd in that way. And a random but important thing I like is asmr. I don't want to say more because I want to leave this open-ended, but um, if you have any burning questions, or just want to get to know me, see how it goes, then I implore you to write to me my potential honey bee :)

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