Are you single? Do you have a heartbeat? Do you shower in the morning or at night? What would be a good substitute for Halloween if candy wasn’t invented? These are all questions that need to be answered!!

Hiyah!! I literally never say hiyah in my every day life but it felt like a good intro, so again, hiyah!

Allow me to introduce myself, yo se llama Dahani (pronounced Danny) for all you non Spanish speakers that was me saying that my name is Dahani lol!

I am a trans feminine individual here looking for someone to hide me from the mafia! I may or may not be wanted! That’s just a chance you’ll have to take.

But in all seriousness I’m here looking for the closest thing I can find to love! Distance doesn’t matter, I mean Texas is already huge so what’s a few more states over or even another country? We all have cell phones! I’m looking for a connection, I’m looking for consistency. I’m too old to wonder if you lost interest, if that’s the case then please tell me. We’re all adults here we should be able to communicate effectively

I’m looking for someone fun, not so serious, nerdy, not afraid to be themselves, consistent, thoughtful, the list goes on and on and I don’t want to bore you to death.

Some of my hobbies include the following:

Stealing from the blind! Stripping at a nursing home! Switching old people’s medicine! And also gaming, reading, photography, cooking, doing makeup, and more importantly writing! I’m actually about to publish my 7th book and I’m VERY happy to announce that!

Anywho, handsome guy reading this! Thank you for being here, and even if I’m not what you’re looking for I’m sure the right one is right around the corner or even on the post before or after this one! But to the one who said to themselves, “You know, I like this Dahani girl, let’s see what she’s about.” Well, I’ll let you know that I’ll not only text you as soon as I’m possibly able, BUT, I’ll also compliment you and be your biggest cheerleader.

When’s the wedding?