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Heeey, so you're reading this post. That's cool. Um... this is my first time posting here, usually I'm posting in other more... casual... subreddits... but uh, yeah. Hi hehe. I decided that I'm going to add a little more to each repost. :P

I've done this dating thing one time before via online. It lasted for two weeks. Some things that came up were my promiscuity with other realms that weren't my partner, and not feeling emotionally cared for. So, I suppose you could say you'd win my heart by having a way with words (and tending to the latter). Something like, you'd like to enthusiastically be in the know about your partner, and even if you don't know what's up or how to help, you can still direct your attention on them when they feel fussy. Not like you have to necessarily be socially... ya know, but um... someone I can talk to. Even if it scares or disgusts you, I want to know you have my back. Not that I would ever want to treat any of you poorly, but I guess you can kind of think of what I'm getting at as a "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best" mentality. It's not how I would phrase it, but I want to communicate the most authentic image of myself that I can, so I'll see how this description works out.

But obviously, that takes time develop, and speaking of time, we have a lot of time to get to know each other. Look, I... have my preferences, everyone does, but I think it'd be best to get the bare essentials out there as I listed above. That's what I'm looking for, and as it's not necessarily something I would expect or want to rush into, I do yearn for it. It's vague, but it is a deal-breaker for me, and if it wasn't for any other deal-breakers, and I had just the one, I would be in the same boat making this post. Regardless, you probably want to know who's writing this.

It is I, me. A pale white man, with long brown hair that curls at the end. Dark blue stoner (but sober) eyes with glasses drooped over. Small lips, a honking beefy nose, and a... uh... square head (kinda lol). My body is stocky with an apple frame (I think?), and my height is 5'9". My weight is somewhere between 210 and 200lbs, but I am going for something even lower. My body is fat (by my standards), but maybe not by American standards. Such is the man before you :P

We all have our shallow interests and ideals in a partner. I have 5 that come to mind: 1 I'd like to be physically attracted to you (duh), 2 I'd like you to be cisgender, 3 I'd like you to have a voice I'm attracted to, 4 I'm not sure how to explain it, but I LOVE a smile with a noticeably high lower-eyelid (I think I usually see this more with Asian or multiracial women, but I just love a good pair of eyes), and 5 a hairstyle I like. Some other nice things that I care less about: a somewhat strong and pointed jaw line, someone who's good at dressing up or makeup, someone preferably at least somewhat Asian and/or at least somewhat alternative in style.

I am academically smart, but socially awkward. A classic nerd in that way. And a random but important thing I like is asmr. I don't want to say more because I want to leave this open-ended, but um, if you have any burning questions, or just want to get to know me, see how it goes, then I implore you to write to me my potential honey bee :)

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