Hello, is it me you're looking for? Well let's hope so because I've been looking for you, but I'm really bad at hide and seek. Better late than never though right? So. Let's get the interview stuff out of the way so we can get on to being friends, lovers, or even enemies!

I'm 5'9" with pale blue eyes and brown hair, I have a sense of humor that's all over the place, and I'm a fine mix between outdoorsy and dorky. I love to go fishing, camping, bowling, and axe throwing. I also have more books than common sense, a record collection that makes even my head spin (badum tsh,) and I love building Lego and models. I don't play as many video games as I used to, but I play on computer. I'm usually not very good, but I 100% always try to win because I'm incredibly stubborn and competitive. I absolutely adore cooking for people, and just seeing a dog fills me with way too much joy.

I owned a small donut shop for over a decade, but I got out of it because I had become a completely miserable person. I spent last year working on me and my headspace, making friends, and just generally improving my life. I'll never be an up and at em, go getter, or lover of life kind of person, but I am always willing to step outside of my comfort zone to see what life has on tap. I do work for the gov now, but don't let that dissuade you. It's solid work and a decent paycheck, no kool-aid drinking involved.

So, what am I looking for? Someone as dorky as me. Let's go to funky little roadside attractions, museums about anything, get heatedly competitive against each other at bowling or anything at all. I'd love someone to laugh with, someone to to cheer with when one of us accomplishes something, someone who loves those just content quiet moments in the doldrums of life. Someone who enjoys my incredibly cheesy flirting skills, bad puns, and won't get annoyed when I stop mid conversation to go pet a random dog I see someone walking. I'm looking for a best friend to share everything about me with.

If any of that resonates with you, feel free to reach out! The first while of talking to someone is always awkward, but something more than one word responses is greatly appreciated. Here's a picture of me so you know who you're talking to, hope to hear from ya!