Hopefully you made it past that amazing title :P I swear I don’t talk like that…all the time. I guess that’s a little taste of some of my humor!

Hey there! My name is Rob! I agree that there has to be some physical attraction on both sides, so please see some pics!

I hope you like reading, because I got a novel for you :P

I guess I’ll jump right in to why I’m here. I’m basically trying to find my special someone. Player 2. Sidekick. Person. All the words for a true forever relationship lol. Preferably around the same age (late 20s to 30s). I definitely don’t want to just jump into a relationship. I’ve been burned on that too many times in the past as apparently I’m a hopeless romantic. I’m trying to make sure to pump the brakes and learn who we are and have fun together in the process! I say I want to start slow, but the for sure end game is a long term relationship and so on. Where the honeymoon phase stays and just becomes natural over time (logically I know that’s asking a lot, but emotionally that’s how I’d love for it to feel for both of us). I want that feeling of giddiness when we look at our phones and see a message from each other and just smiling while responding. Be each others other half kind of thing. I definitely don’t expect to be attached to your hip lol independence is definitely needed from both parties, I know that. But I also love to be dependent on each other for things too. Pick each other up when the other is down or has off days and whatnot. You get the point I’m sure ;) Communication and trust are absolutely huge for me. Let’s have a quarterly review on things to make sure we are communicating things, huh? :P Talking things out like adults sometimes is needed and I’d love to make sure I’m making you happy too :) Being in the same state would be amazing because I’d love to physically see you, but I’m open to anywhere as well. I have an open mind for the future as there’s no way to predict what may come! If it’s a longer distance, I’m perfectly ok with hanging out online in a game, discord, whatever. End game would be to be physically together though and that can be figured out at some point if it’s the right person!

My love languages are affection, words of affirmation, and intimacy. I love to make sure you’re happy and know you are loved. I’d love for our love languages to compliment each others, so if your love language is kind of like mine, then woohoo!

Holy crap, I hope you’re still here lol I’ll try to keep the bio high level so you can actually learn about me by talking to me as well :)

Sit on down and be ready for the roller coaster that is my bio! I’ll start with that I don’t have too much actual baggage I guess from past relationships. I don’t have any kids, and I am divorced. My ex decided it was a good idea to have an affair, so that’s basically what ended that! That in itself is a whole other story if you’d like to talk about that which I’m completely open to. I am a bigger gentleman ;) BUT! I hope not for long. I am on a health journey to make myself healthier mentally as well as physically. Im doing some therapy and other treatments to help me out and I’m learning as I go, so I’d gladly take some wellness tips too if you have them! I am also 6’2” if height is a concern for some reason :P I have two wonderful doggos! One I’ve had from when she was a baby (Bella the little weenie dog) and the other I rescued (Val the white deaf pitty mix)! They are amazing and I know they’d love you too! I work full time and have the weekends off which is nice, and I’m also a homeowner! Not sure what I want to do with the house in the future though honestly. I do have roommates as well and they came to basically help keep me sane through the divorce and are not a permanent thing :) I did lose my father unexpectedly a year ago but I still do have my mom and my sister.

On to some of my interests! I have a very goofy, sarcastic, and sometimes dark sense of humor. I consider myself a nerd/geek/techie guy man thing lol and I do play my share of video games, watch YouTube and twitch, and enjoy all sorts of nerdy sci-fi and fantasy stuffs. I play on pc, but I do have other consoles like PS5 and Switch, along with some random old ones. Music is a big part of my life as well! Whether it be the music I’m listening to or self teaching myself electric bass and guitar. I like a lot of different styles of music, mainly rock/metal, but I also listen to some techno, low-fi, jazz, classical, etc. It’s all over the place some days! I’d love to share music with each other too! I’d love to go to a convention sometime as I’ve never been to one! Concerts are fun too if the music is good. I do watch things from time to time as well like shows and movies (sci-fi, fantasy, comedy, stand up, horror and more). I also like to golf! There’s probably some more I’m missing, but I know we will find other stuff when talking :)

I’m sorry this is so long!

If you’d like what you’ve read so far, please reach out! Tell me what you liked and what your passions and/ambitions are. I’d love to know! Introduce yourself, where you’re somewhat located, and include a picture so I know you’re not a robot, catfish, or scammer lol I hope you have a great day and hope we both come out happy regardless of what happens!