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So. I was gonna write a sprawling post, but I don't have have to. What I want is simple and easy to understand.
I want to find someone as close to central Florida as possible and go on cute dates with them. Hold their stupid fing hand. Squeeze their tiny butt and frolic into the sunset drinking milkshakes.
If you're not within easily accessible hand holding distance and you reach out you're gonna make me sad.
I just want a single silly cool lady to fill with my unlimited supply of passionate and deep loving and squeeze her.
Long term like.
My nefarious plot laid bare.
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