G'day all ya lovely mates out there! It's a pleasure to meet ya all! Alrighty then, introductory message out of the way, let's get on with this jazz >:3

So, ello ello there's mates! Name's Jacob, currently 18 though turning 19 next month, 160 lbs and 6'1 in height! Cause for reasons that are still unknown to me, people really like knowing others heights :/

Now, I ain't gonna pretend I got...well ANY idea of what I'm doing here mates! I know I know, why the hecky heck darn am I even here if I don't even know what I'm doing?! Well thank you for asking disembodied voice, I'll be happy to answer!

Ya see mates, I've been alive for almost 19 years now, and during that whole time I've yet to even date a single person! I don't know bout ya, but I say enough is enough mates! I wanna share my life with someone already (and potentially get cuddles)! Is that so hard to ask for? Cause I'm starting to think it is .3.

I mean, granted it's kinda my own fault for not dating anyone...the whole "being an introvert" thingy does tend to make it harder :v BUT HEY! Ya can't go blaming for all this jazz mates! ...just most of it...

Alright Jacob ya getting off topic, calm the jazz down!

Sorry bout that mates, I tend to get off topic pretty easily. Especially when I get in an whole talking kinda mood! Which personally i don't see the problem with it since that just means ya never NOT gonna have something to talk about with me! >:3

Now lookie here mates, I know I haven't REALLY told ya a whole lot bout myself, but I actually got a reason for that jazz!! Why should I go about telling ya EVERYTHING about me, when ya COULD just send me a message and find out for yaself?! Y'know, like getting to know someone the old way .3.

I should probably end this whole post thingy though here soon shouldn't I? From what I've seen on here, most people just kinda keep this whole jazz all basic and boring (which honestly is just bleh >:p).

SO! SAYING THAT MATES!!

If ya are still somehow reading all this jazz, and actually feel like sending me a whole message or whatnot, give it a go! I promise I'll get to ya asap! Just give me an introduction about yaself and ya all good to go! None of that one word message jazz mates! >:/

I wish ya all a wonderful rest of ya days, evenings, and nights! Stay safe and have fun all ya lovely mates!!!! >:3