I'm smart, I'm funny, I bathe. And you know technically the way I'm feeling two out of three of those would of just become apparent by continuing to read, but I also feel like I want to stop abruptly and go do quite literally anything else. So. Let's see what gives first?

Anyway, aside from the above. I'm 6'1. I like to nap. No kids. I read a lot. So much more than you're imagining. I like puppies. Yada yada.

When I throw down my resume the only real question I get asked is

" Does your partner know"

" Why are you single"

Look. And understand. Look at it from your perspective after I say this.

I don't like to share. My time. My space. My energy. My food. Let alone my chicken. I don't like to share. More so I don't feel a dramatic need to share with just anyone. Not like I'm looking for a one a billion existence

God. This page and their need to censor. Also that. Since I come online a lot if I get inconvenienced even a little I just give up and go nap or something. I mean. If a nap is applicable to the given tasks.

Anyway. I just don't like to. And don't feel a need to. If Im not getting everything I want from the particular interaction.

I don't settle. And not like in an empowered boss sort of way. I just. Roll over and move on.

I think my favorite part is that If I simply list out my uh standards. You'll get scared. Not by me, but by the memories of the people I must have met if they didn't meet even this. Watch.

Must bathe regularly. I bet you're imagining all the scenarios why this is now the first thing I mention. And yes. You're not thinking gross enough.

Have their own goals and hobbies. Pursue their own personal growth.

Isn't a bigot, racist or transphobic. Now. Again. Really feel the person that's talking. If you can. Do I feel like I'd be some dramatic activist type? No? Good guess. I just find those viewpoints so idiotic and nonsensical that. I haven't yet wrapped my head around if I'm capable of such a mindset. Probably. But. I could nap instead.

If you have all those things. But you're transphobic I'll get annoyed and maybe make an excuse for a bit. But then let you go. Life is long. So long. And I'll be meeting. Today. Tomorrow. All different kinds of people. And if the person by my side fucking sucks. Jeez. That reflects poorly in my judgement. And. I don't f with that. Since this is. New me. Me who is about his business. If old me people are still around. Well. History. I can make that excuse in my head and for a while, it will work on me. Not forever. Just for a while.

Jesus Christ. Where do I have this pages oh there we go. GOLLY. Whoever idea it was to censor all those words sucks donkey precum straight from the tap.
Where was I? Hmm

Oh. That. Yeah. That's all. Don't suck and please bathe. And grow as a person sometimes.

Monumental unachievable standards, right?

Everything else. Similar hobbies. Whatever. I mean. Sure. It helps? But if we share a strong set of core values. We can meet in the middle and do anything in this world. So it usually doesn't phase me.

I usually avoid placing physical features. Not because I'm some enlightened twat who doesn't care what you look like. But somehow. Some way. I don't understand?? But there's people that will read it and then just think that they can bypass all the other shit. It's hilarious. I might just do it. Just write it out. And see who pops up. I. Mean if the only thing that comes from this is I got to pass some time while I was uh. Indisposed and got a quick laugh. I'd say. A waste of time. But .. no just a waste.

I wish I had more chips.

Oh. Another reason I'm single. If I get two bags of chips. Both are mine. And if I'm walking down the street. I don't have to hold anyone's hand and can eat them while walking. Unless somehow we can hold hands while eating chips? Hey

If you can logistically explain how we could do that. You'd be like. My hero.

Oh. My hobbies.

I. Wait. Didn't I mention I read a lot? I feel like I did. And walk. And game ? And like music and. Art. No last two. I know I didn't. I never do. But. It feels like maybe? Nah.

Oh. Forever alone.

DATING

ok. join me for a date. If local. We can walk around and get tacos or stuff to make tacos and then make them and eat them for several days because if we like each other for that option. We might just need several days to sort it out.

If not local. Watch me make tacos and then eat tacos. OR WE BOTH MAKE TACOS AT THE SAME TIME. God I'm good at this.

You're in Pakistan. I'm in America. It's breakfast for you and I'm asleep. No ... Then it's lunch and I'm awake and breakfast for me I can make breakfast tacos. Or just normal breakfast since breakfast tacos are lame.

Or somehow you make breakfast tacos. For breakfast while I'm asleep and eat them.

Logistics. Try not to be from Pakistan then.