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Jesus christ. I kept writing dramatic post after dramatic post after dramatic post. Thankfully I think I'm done? I hope so. I don't feel any drama coming to my fingers.
All I want.
Hey
Look. And understand. Cause y'all get out of pocket here and it throws me ALL the way off.
My goal. Can be boiled down to like a single paragraph. The only reason I go longer is because these pages always have stupid word limits
ALl I want to do. Is find. A single human woman. Taller? Shorter? Who fucking cares. Actually if you're taller you gotta be stronger than me, so you can carry me, if i'm taller than you, I am strong, I can carry you. Its the rules. Who has goals. Dreams. Who bathes themselves regularly. I forgot to add brushes their teeth, but I could just say " has decent hygiene" that is it. These are my " high standards" that my friends roast me about.
We don't even have to have similar hobbies. Similar values. Oh most definitely.
You a bigot? Pass. Phobe of any kind? Racist? pass. Pass.
OH NO. I'm asking for the impossible again, aren't I?
Can I.. ask one more thing? Pursues personal growth? >.< DON'T CRUCICY ME! I know I'm asking for The Holy Mary herself. With a big ole booty. Damn. I'd show up for a random kids birthday with a gift if she had a big ole booty. I think i have? OH SHIT. I actually did. Except the gift was me.
I'm the gift.
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