Hi there internet strangers. Currently living on the west side of Las Vegas. Brace yourself, because this post might get a little wordy!

Physical Stuff: I stand at 5'10.5 with brown hair, blue eyes (usually hidden behind glasses), and a fluffy stomach. But enough about appearances, let's dive into the good stuff!

Nerdy Stuff: I love a good story, no matter the medium. Whether it's a book, a movie, a podcast, an addictive TV show, or a video game, I'm all in if it’s a solid story. Film, in particular, has a special place in my heart. I devour books about film production and can watch countless videos on the subject. Speaking of games, I've been dumping a lot of time into Valheim lately. It's just real relaxing and a good time sink. I recently finished Alan Wake 2, and I'm currently trying to figure out what my next single player adventure is going to be.

Also a huge fan of FromSoftware games, I play Fortnite with friends, and I have a Steamdeck loaded with emulators.

I love attending comedy shows when I can, most recently I saw Daniel Tosh towards the end of October.

I don't currently have any tattoos, I'm making plans to change that in the next year. My first foray into the world of ink will likely be something sci-fi related, I would love to get something either Metroid or Alien related. I plan to have sleeves of nothing but nerdy shit that I love eventually.

The Work Stuff: I've been working in the IT field since I was 18, and I am fortunate that I work from home full time. I have a fulfilling job that I genuinely enjoy, my regular workweek is a balanced 40 hours and realistically... I probably put in about 25 hours of actual work per week. I’ve been known to hop on Diablo 4 or other games during the workday lately if things are going slow. I’d appreciate a partner that works to live rather than the other way around. I’ve done the 50-60 hour work week thing before, and I’ll never do that to myself again.

Music: As far as music tastes go my favorite genres are Rock and Metal, but my tastes really are all over the place. I have a Spotify Playlist with 328 songs on it and they are from every genre imaginable at this point I think. I’ll gladly share it if you share one of yours! I don’t go to concerts as much as I used to, but I do like going when I can. Picked up tickets for Sick New World next year and I'm pretty excited for that!

Silly Stuff: As mentioned earlier I love comedy shows, and comedy in general. You should be able to laugh at pretty much everything in life. I'm seeking a partner who not only enjoys a good laugh but can laugh at themselves, everyone else, and everything in between. Twisted senses of humor are not only welcome but sought after! Life's too short to take it all too seriously, right?

Kids: I'd like to real quickly address the topic of children. It's not on my radar, and I have no interest in ever having kids. In fact, I plan to take care of that with a little snippy-snippy in the future. So, an ideal partner for me would share the same sentiment and have no desire for children either. Let's embrace the DINK life and enjoy some adventures!

Pets: Also, I should mention that I have a small doggo who holds a special place in my heart. Animal lovers to the front of the line!

Reach out if you think we'll get along great! Please provide information about yourself, simple "hi" messages are just going to be ignored. Will gladly trade pics!