Hello!

_childfree

_atheist, but think religion is really interesting. think anyone believing in eternal hell is a lil sus. (not even hitler deserves that)

_decent cook. decent knife skills. was a sous chef at mcdonalds. can make you a delicious homemade mcgangbang or mcshmeaty

_music enjoyer. will let u blast adele, lana del ray, spiritbox, billie eilish, fleetwood mac, maybe even a tiny bit of taytay if that's ur thing. but i get to blast kidrock's bawidaba occasionally

_not a gun owner but have a lot of friends with AR-15s

_not a karen like if i go to golden arches and they forget to give me the fries that were supposed to come with my meal. idc, i just feel lucky i got any food at all. hair in my food? idc, i just feel lucky i wasn't killed by the employees. or if i go to wallyworld and the worker at the register gives me a wetwilly and a tittytwister and a noogie and a wedgie? idc, just feel lucky to get out of there with my life.

_movies and shows enjoyer (just finished succession. team gabe&tom) pretty much always down to watch an episode of the office or creep movies (mark duplass). recently really enjoyed dahmer (evan peters) pearl (mia goth).

_stay physically fit playing foosball mostly

_nerd out a lil on mechanical keyboard building (got a silent and thocky build)

_dabble with reading and writing. infinite jest is my religion. for years i’ve been carrying it with me everywhere. about half way thru. would loove to hang out with DFW one day.

_introverted but can hang with anyone if forced

_introverted but extroverted around halloween time

_cat luvr. never had one. keep wanting a bigger cat to make up for all the years with no cat. it started with ok i want a serval or f1 savannah cat. and now it's ok i want at least 3 massive tigers

_first date ideas: storm the capitol2? matching tattoos? climb el cap no rope? throw pizzas on our exes roofs?

_6ft, (but taller than my friend who swears he's 6ft2) avg looking to slightly conventionally attractive maybe.

~pls send pic in first message