What could I possibly say to grab your attention in the vast ocean of posts and choice? How about a joke?

My life~ ha! satire.

What I'm looking for:

• First and foremost I want a best friend, to be accepting of each other, to be equals.
• To share some common ground in wants, needs and interests.
• Age range from 20s to 30s, wants children.
• Personality traits. Honesty #1, Level headed, kind, sense of humour, passionate.

That's it. Everything else is superficial to me. I'm looking for something serious so please don't waste my time if you're not interested. If we click, this would be a LDR for a while until we move forward.

About Me:

There's so much to share and I'm an open book. I'd gladly talk your ear off if you want to listen and would reciprocate by listening to your tales. I'll do my best to keep it concise here.

I'm 36, white, British born and raised, I'm fully estranged, currently working and living in China, looking to move back to the Western world and start a family. I'm cheeky, sarcastic, goofy, playful and I wear my heart on my sleeve.

I'm not fake and don't project something that I'm not (hate social media), I try to stay grounded and down to earth. I plan to travel more, I like to push personal boundries and try not to box myself in any aspect of life.

Interests & Passions:

I'm a massive nerd (Gaming, tabletop, TCG, film, TV, animation, tech, engines).

My earliest memories are gaming with my grandfather, he was my role model & hero. He helped my build my first PC when I was 10 and I've been a PC gamer ever since. He also introduced me into TTRPG, Tech, Engines, Machines (best granddad ever). So he had a huge impact on my tastes.

I'm also big into contact sports (Boxing, American Football, Rugby, Sumo). I was a boxer for 10 years and actually played American Football for 2 years here out in China.

Games: I'm currently playing right now are Factorio, Dwarf Fortress, LOTR Return to Moria. I play anything and everything. If you game, lets chat shop.

Tabletop: I've been playing Terraforming Mars recently (a favourite) and again I play all sorts, always happy to give anything a bash. Would love to get back into a TTRPG group again, It's been hard scratching that itch out here in China.

TV: My all time favourite show hands down is FUTURAMA, I grew up with it and watch it on and off over the years, it's perfect to me. I watch all sorts though, a recent show I'm in love with is Severance, absolutely brilliant. Being a Brit I'm obviously into documentaries and the likes too.

Music: With all my other interests and passions I like all sorts but if I had to pick one genre for music it'd be rap / hiphop, love boombap, heavy beats and heavier lyrics. My all time favourite rapper is Terror Reid, I've been boppin' non stop to Hot Vodka 2. I'll list a bunch of other random artists from other genres to see if we have matching tastes. Pouya, Getter, Easy Life, YBFJ, Tchami, Disclosure, Joji, Carpenter Brut, Everyone You Know, Gorrilaz, Flume, Flight Facilities, Wild Belle.

Hopes, Dreams & Future:

I want a family, start some family traditions, lay roots and make some amazing memories. A deteched house, a basement (man cave), big garden, close enough to nature but not to far from civilisation. A safe place to raise some awesome kids to carry on the torch. Start up a small business more passion than profit. I'd love to open up my own boxing gym or a hobby shop, why not both? Travel the world (bucket list to drive across America), go see all there is to see.

If you got through all that, are still here, still interested then please hit me up! A message or chat is fine, if I don't respond right away please be patient I'm on HongKong time so GMT 8.

You're awesome and I look forward to hearing from you!