hello!
_childfree
_atheist, but think religion is really interesting. think anyone believing in eternal hell is a lil sus
_decent cook. decent knife skills. was a sous chef at mcdonalds. can make you a delicious homemade mcgangbang or mcshmeaty
_music enjoyer, will let u blast adele, lana del ray, spiritbox, billie eilish, fleetwood mac, maybe even a tiny bit of taytay if that's ur thing. but i get to blast kidrock's bawidaba occasionally
_not a gun owner but have a lot of friends with AR-15s
_not a karen like if i go to golden arches and they forget to give me the fries that were supposed to come with my meal. idc, i just feel lucky i got any food at all. hair in my food? idc, i just feel lucky i wasn't killed by the employees. or if i go to wallyworld and the worker at the register gives me a wetwilly and a tittytwister? idc, just feel lucky to get out of there with my life.
_movies and shows enjoyer (just finished succession. team gabe&tom) pretty much always down to watch an episode of the office or creep movies (mark duplass). recently really enjoyed dahmer (evan peters) pearl (mia goth).
_stay physically fit playing foosball mostly
_nerd out a lil on mechanical keyboard building (got a silent and thocky build)
_dabble with reading and writing. carry around infinite jest with me everywhere. banned on a lot of poetry sites. think girls who make fun of guys that like bukowski are far more annoying than guys who like bukowski
_introverted but can hang with anyone if forced
_introverted but extroverted around halloween time
_not very traditional. rather elope to vegas and save 60k. maybe invite some of our best friends. maybe get some tattoos. also, i think funerals are cringe. i don't want one. also, if i came down with a terminal diagnosis i would embrace going out on my own terms and prob not letting whatever it is run it's course. don't celebrate birthdays lol. pro suicide / antisuffering, etc
_cat luvr. never had one. keep wanting a bigger cat to make up for all the years with no cat. it started with ok i want a serval or f1 savannah cat. and now it's ok i want at least 3 massive tigers
_first date idea, storm the capitol2????
_6ft, (but taller than my friend who swears he's 6ft2) avg looking to slightly conventionally attractive maybe. pls send pic in first message