About me:

• College student switching majors, meaning I'll be starting back from square one in September
• Fairly tall and average weight/somewhat skinny (183 cm, 74 kg), short dark blonde hair, clean shaven most of the time, absolutely non-athletic
• Visually impaired so I can't get a drivers license or play most ball games/sports (I ain't blind, okay? Just struggle with reading and following moving objects)
• Would like to have my own kids someday, once I'm financially stable enough (don't have a job atm and likely won't be working full-time before I finish my bachelor's)
• Hella clumsy
• As stated in the title, I'm a bit of a lowlife (I relate to Kaiji Itou a lot ^^; (bonus points if you know wth I'm talking about)) so I'm not exactly passionate or ambitious about anything, but my interests include anime, music, card games (mainly Texas hold'em and MTG), digital music production, creative writing, travelling (tho I haven't had many opportunities for that yet :( ), linguistics, ARGs, coding and tinkering with Linux (tho I'm interested mostly passively, I hoard theory but never really work on projects of my own because of low motivation (maybe you could change that..? ^^; ))
• Introverted but pretty comfortable in one-on-one settings, not likely to take the lead tho
• Hopeless romantic, however not very experienced (never got physical with anyone), trust issues (had only one serious relationship when I was 14-15, ex gf was exploitative and mentally abusive, the trauma's still there)
• Lowkey obsessive/very clingy/emotionally dependent
• Supportive, loyal, compassionate, gentle, honest
• Genderblind and demisexual (I'm tagging this post with F4M to reduce the number of creeps in my dms after posting (not saying females can't be creeps) there's the thing about having kids someday If you're any other gender, it certainly isn't an issue for me tho)
• INFP 4w5 479 sx/sp RLUEI (just some geeky typology-related stuff, dw if you don't understand any of it)
• If you'd like to know anything else, feel free to ask me

About you:

• Fairly similar to me, at least mentally and lifestyle-wise
• Wants something serious and long-term, preferably lifelong
• Not very experienced either - it's not a must, I simply like to feel special and tend to stress over history a bit
• Idc about your body type, just don't be severely overweight/obese/underweight
• It'd be cool if you were taller than me but again, idrc
• Age range: 18-25/26 (not exactly comfortable with 26 but I'm willing to make exception in SPECIAL cases)
• I'm open to online stuff, you should be willing to meet up irl asap tho
• You don't have to be/speak Czech
• I almost feel stupid having to write this, but PLEASE FTLOG be literate Your English/Czech doesn't have to be perfect (mine certainly isn't either dw), just be competent enough to communicate without causing too many misunderstandings/confusion Or at least be able to read 😭 I am NOT female, my limits on age are NOT negiotable, and I'm NOT open to anything NSFW (includes flirting) right off the bat Idc if you're a dude but age, distance and general compatibility DO matter to me If I don't reply to you, it's either because you don't meet those criteria, or give off scary/too intense vibes (I'm sincerely sorry if that happens, I'm rather bashful)

I know it's a lot, have a cookie if you've made it this far! ^^ 🍪 My hopes for this aren't very high but definitely hmu if you think we'd click

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