About me:

• I'm a college student switching majors, meaning I'll be starting back from square one in September
• Fairly tall and average weight/somewhat skinny (183 cm, 74 kg), short dark blonde hair, clean shaven most of the time, non-athletic
• Visually impaired so I can't get a drivers license or play most ball games/sports (I ain't blind, okay? Just struggle with reading and following moving objects)
• Would like to have kids someday, once I'm financially stable enough (don't have a job atm and likely won't work full-time before I finish bachelor's), not fixated on the idea tho
• Hella clumsy
• As stated in the title, I'm a bit of a lowlife (I relate to Kaiji Itou a lot ^^; (bonus points if you know what I'm talking about)) so I'm not exactly passionate or ambitious about anything, but my interests include anime, music, card games (mainly Texas hold'em and MTG), digital music production, creative writing, travelling (tho I haven't had many opportunities for that yet :( ), linguistics, ARGs, coding and tinkering with Linux (tho I'm interested mostly passively, I hoard theory but never really work on projects of my own because of low motivation (maybe you could change that..? ^^; ))
• 110% sub (in many ways, not just sexually)
• Hopeless romantic but not very experienced, trust issues (had only one serious relationship when I was 14-15, gf was exploitative and mentally abusive 💀)
• Lowkey obsessive/very clingy/emotionally dependent
• Supportive, loyal, compassionate, gentle, honest
• Genderblind and demisexual (I'm only tagging this post with F4M to reduce the number of creeps in my dms after posting (not to say females can't be creeps) If you're any other gender, it certainly isn't an issue for me)
• INFP 4w5 479 sx/sp RLUEI (just some geeky typology-related stuff, dw if you don't understand any of it)
• If you'd like to know anything else, feel free to ask me

About you:

• Fairly similar to me, at least mentally and lifestyle-wise
• Wants something long-term, preferably lifelong
• idc about your body type, just don't be severely overweight/obese
• It'd be cool if you were taller than me but again, idrc
• Age range: 18-25 (non-negotiable)
• I'm open to online stuff, you should be willing to meet up irl asap tho
• You don't have to be/speak Czech

I know it's a lot, have a cookie if you've made it this far 🍪! ^^ My hopes for this aren't very high but definitely hmu if you think we'd click

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