Before getting into it, I am looking for women - men need not apply. Having said that, I am open to NB, trans, and genderqueer people.

For something different, I’m looking for a maid. A genuine maid who will clean my place, with a side of kinky fun. You will be my domestic servant, and also make sure I’m pleased and empty.

I don’t care for your relationship status, so don’t self-select because of that. However if you are looking for me to be monogamous, I am not the guy for you.

If we have chatted before and I ghosted you, my apologies. I sometimes get drowned in messages (for a guy) so please just reach out again.

About me:

Physical: I’m fairly tall at 6’ but I don’t see myself as huge. Currently somewhere between average and athletic, basically a nice silhouette but a bit of belly and no muscle definition. I sometimes post dick pics on my profile, so peruse with caution. I don’t feel comfortable sharing face pics, but I’m a solid 6/10.

Personality: I would describe myself as Chandler Bing with a touch of Ross. I’m sarcastic and humour is my defence mechanism, so if you can’t take a joke then make like a chicken crossing the road and get to the other side.

According to Spotify’s recommendations, however, I’m a depressed lesbian - make of that what you will. I’m a huge nerd and love learning new information, whether about abstract math or the history of theme parks. When I’m not out with friends, I’m a bit of a homebody and catching up on my never-ending backlog of video games.

Fun stuff: As a Dom, I can be both Daddy and Master/Owner. I am very soft vibes in my personal life, and love to take care of a sub. One of my “when-I-am-rich” dreams is to pamper my littles with anything they need. However, I do have a dark and corrupting side. I want to push my subs to be better, but I also want to push them to be bigger sluts. I want to break you and mould you. I want to whisper in your ear and have you undress without hesitation. I want to control your body completely. But of course, soft Daddy will always make sure you’re safe.

Limits include the extreme stuff (eg no scat, vore, gore, etc). Beyond that, I’m not into gimp suits, but I won’t stop you from wearing what you want. Same with water sports, I will entertain it if you’re into it but it’s not for me.

About you:

I’m not looking for any one specific person (though people under 5’2” move to the front of the line). Again, just don’t look for me to be monogamous.

PS If you’ve made it this far, thank you! Instead of your name, send me your preferred nickname/pet name.