Alright. Ok.

So. I'm an odd guy, ok? The fun kind judging by how people react to me. And I don't have trouble meeting people, but I have trouble meeting a specific type of person. And that's what I want to find today. All days. But especially today.

Someone that bathes regularly and is cool and down to do. Almost all the things. That's the important part. And this page being what it is I'm not talking about sexual shit. That is so boring. If I wanted to find someone to creampie. I would just write it. I don't hide behind words like " fun" or "be open minded"

If you want to find the freaks you must speak their tongues after all.

So I'm saying the words I mean to say because the scope of what I mean to find is far too wide to just list all the things out.

I'm not so boring that I just visit my niches and call it a day I'm almost always down to or already on a adventure outside my wheelhouse.

But obviously as a starting point? Also stupid. So. We start where all good stories do. At the hello. At the introduction. And then we moved on. Except now YOU and I know how big and far I want to go.

And that is "almost anywhere, almost anything"

I have some hard out of the gate nos

And that is documentaries. I hate them. They bore me. They make me feel like I'm being punished. Reptiles. Police procedurals. " Suspect is a white male 5'9" ass shows NOO NO NO NO. Oh game shows forgot about those. American idol like shows. Please don't do that to me. I want to be so nice to you and cuddle you and rub your feet and tummy, don't force me to endure that crap.

But this page being what it is if I don't mention sex at least once y'all literally freak out on me.

As a starting point

Again. This is me approaching this like I'm a human being.

I don't see a human being and just immediately want to fuck them. That is weird. Get help.

After we say hi hello. I see they don't suck. We shake hands. Whatever. Fast forward a day. An hour. A week a year. Something changes. Then. Ok. Whatever.

But. Micro second one my dick isn't in my hand ready for your mouth or whatever. That is important but it's more important to know if you're reading this and think you found an asexual. Then damn. The level of reading comprehension here is dramatically low. And that's understandable who thinks when they go online. Who makes an effort?

I want us to approach. Like strangers who have never met and build that bridge and then we can do. Whatever we want.

Travel to Greece? Sure. Fine. Sit down and binge a NON police show? Ok. Great. Sit on my face? That is fine

But. As a starting point. That isn't fine.

I won't even put on a sock if we don't establish some mutual interest before hand.

I wish you people encountered more people that were about it so you don't always end up acting all brand new in the inbox

Anyway. Please be over in central Florida. If you really feel you gotta and you're further out. Then shoot a message.