Ok. I'm about to hit you with the weirdest shit you're gonna see here.

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I'm looking for a friend. A platonic friend? No. A friend. Yes. Why friendship? Why don't I want to suck on your fat titties and get my face sat on?

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Because thats fucking weird. I'm not inviting some random fucking loser to my apartment. One. ANd I don't know where you've been. Two. I know. Fucking insane, but stay with me here, it gets even more nuts.

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I'm not looking for something casual. One and done. Why not? Because thats a waste of time. I have to feed you, its what being a good host is all about? I'm not going to want to. For some one and done thing. I'm gonna hope you are just awkward and shy enough to conduct business and skedaddle so I don't have to use resources on you. The less. The better. That holds no interest for me.

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What I do want. So much more fun. An ongoing interaction. Where.. we learn about each other. Likes. Dislikes. Grow? Fail. Fall. Rise. That sounds to me, infinitely better. I wouldn't mind sharing with someone like that. And there's an enormously larger amount of potential to bring more joy and more fun when its not just two people throwing shit at each other to see if something sticks. That sounds. Boring.

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Somehow. Someway. Someone will still misunderstand this. On purpose. To troll, because their life. Their time has no value. And can't do anything about that. But there's also the ones that seriously think they will end up the exception, for some reason. Thats even more wild. They always make me laugh.

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I'm not one for compromise, especially not on something I believe in. I want an ongoing interaction with a sensible human being. Who bathes. And tries and cares about themselves enough to not waste their time.

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Friends first. More later. Less later? No. Bye later. Friends first, more later. Or nothing at all.

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If you'rre not single. Pass me by. I won't cry, I promise.