Ok. I wanna save everyone some time. So up here. If you're not a naturally born woman. If you don't have a vagina that came around when you were born. You should skip off my profile.

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If we met under different circumstances. Fine. Ok. Anyone approach me. But this post. Is targeted towards women. IF you continue reading this after this point I probably WOULDN'T want to get to know you. Cause you don't value your time. Your most precious resource. and that is my biggest no no. Not exactly red flag territory. But I don't like it.

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I think thats what people arent getting here. I am very intentional with the usage of my words. If you're reading desperation. You're projecting. If you're reading sadness. You're projecting. If you're picking up on annoyance. Now we might end up being on the same page.

I know there are good decent people out there. Shit for one. I'm one. And two. I have made so many friends from reddit, and all I'm looking for with this post is just one more. But locally. So we can hang out.

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And do what?

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Well my birthday is coming up. I'm gonna have a hell of a day. I have it planned out. These guys are down for whatever for me. I just gotta say the word. I was thinking go karts. I fucking love go karts. I always lose. Or maybe we go to the beach. Or maybe you gimme some ideas and we plan. All this guy said is " lets eat" but I can do better than that.

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Oh. But we are still eating. HAHAHA. For sure. I wanna stuff my fucking face. I mean. Under normal circumstances. If I have to eat out. I normally cook. So. Getting to try new things. Or revisit old things. Definitely my speed.

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Gaming.

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Cuddling.

Just.

Fun.

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I don't know when the internet decided the word "fun" was equal to " fucking" but thats weird. That's fucking weird. If I want to say sex I say sex. Look. I'm saying it. My fingers are saying it. And I say it in public, and my friends tell me " YO be quiet you fucking fiend" but I have little chill in my tank. So. what can I say. But I mean Ok. I guess technically sex can fall under a fun activity. But the most fun? The top activity? What the fuck. The FIRST one you think of when you see " fun" online? fucking wild. For me its go karts. Like. Let me tell you. Go karts and sword fighting. Hmm.

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Anyway some deets then I'm posting this.

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I'm 6'1. No kids. Single.

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Oh this is important. If you're ENM. POLY. ENBy. NB. Uh... Just. No. No No no. Single. Straight woman. Or at least single. Woman that likes dudes. If you have a fwb. You not single. A weird stalker. You're not single. " Divorcing" not single. Divorced. Single. " On a break" not single. " They broke up with me ( I them) single.

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If you're wondering if all of this is necessary. I fucking promise you I will show you mu inbox and you will peel back the layers of your skull and start scratching your brain. If you don't say " no" they will show.

Its funny but also. Annoying.

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Ok. Maybe a little bit of sadness. I just. Its fucking stupid. I have all these ideas. All this energy. All this desire to find someone fucking cool to spend time with. Or someone I find fucking cool. And I just keep finding duds. And. I mean. I'm using my words. I'm communicating my goals. My aim. My agenda. And. In my head it should lead me to the people that this resonates with. And yet. IT doesn't. So. What am I saying wrong? Jesus on toast.

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Oh. I forgot.

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If you aren't physically in florida right now as of reading this. Don't message me. If you aren't physically in florida and live here on the regular, not visiting.

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No Kids. Ok. This one was fun. I said no kids one time and this single mom reached out and was like " I thought you meant no biological kids of your own".

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No like. Its you. Me. 1 year. me you. 2 year. me you. 5 year. no kids. Because. No kids.

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Oh. and please bathe regularly. Lmao.

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