I. Uh. Ok. So. Its happened a few times now. And I think it's about time I explain myself. I am hornier than the next guy. Ok? The guy with 20 fucking pictures of his dick on his reddit page or his dating profile and will immediately send you a dick pic? I'm hornier than he is. I'm just not as fucking stupid as shit as he is. You .. .get the difference, right?

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I want to direct all my energy into one person. It's a considerable amount of energy at that. But. Before I do any of that. I, being someone who doesn't huff paint fumes felt it prudent to have standards. A code of conduct. But most importantly, a goal outside of just getting their various parts of the body wet with random peoples fluids.

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Because. I'm about to blow your mind. After that happened. What else would we do?

I like sports you only want to talk about makeup.

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You hate games, I want to put on mario party.

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What the fuck about interpersonal compatibility?

Similar values. Even for something casual, which I'm not here for, because again. Code of conduct. A goal. I want to find someone whose company I can enjoy. Long term. Hanging out every once in a while. Exclusivity. All that useless shit. Lets bring it back. Lets bring it back front and center, otay?

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I. I feel like I'm talking gibberish. I can't even get my room mate to understand and I get to explain to him with my words, which I'm quite good at doing. But hopefully there's someone out there. Today. alone at home uh.. Drinking apple juice because they ran out of water. Or. Just chilling.

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I just made my title. After everything was done I decided Id just call it like it is.

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Except. Like. If you don't understand, step aside for someone who does.

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The friendship part. Matters. A lot. A lot. A lot more than the benefits part. To me. For me. Why?

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Because I have more things on my laundry list to do other than wet my face and genitals. That require a second person.

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Oh. Deal breaker. Must like cuddling. I mean. There's a ton more like. You gotta bathe regularly and just have a decent level of hygiene, but like. I mean. God. I only started writing this because my friend said " 5 minutes" before we go live, and they've been doing who knows what.

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Some people approach me on their professional clown time.

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Look. I'm in central florida. Ok. IF you're in Jacksonville. A quick google maps will tell you " that nigga is fucking far" and that is right. Google ain't lying to you. So don't reach out. You're fucking far. It's. ITs just hilarious how people don't do their due diligence. Craci. So craci.

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Oh. And uh........... god I shouldn't of took those 7 shots of apple juice. my teeth feel... like they need to be brushed 3 times. all that sugar.

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uh.... I forgot. Oh. Introduce yourself, please. Who are you? What are your reasons for messaging? your values? your interests? your name? tell me something?