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You know. I always forget to mention there is a cat. I'm not inviting any of you over to my place anytime soon. But. The cat hair gets. Everywhere. And then when you did get here. It's. Obscene. I hate the things.
Anyway. I don't know what to do here. My goals here are so simple with the capacity to make our time together on this planet so fucking enjoyable. And yet I get assailed by professional clowns. Almost weekly. It would be sad. If it wasn't so amazing.
Look. I mean. Holy shit. I just want to find. One woman. Just. One. Ok. I say that. But I leave things too open ended
One woman with goals. One single woman. Single as in one. And single as in unattached. Lily. Poly yaba dabba doo. Leave me alone. Who bathes. And can walk short distances without complaining ( less than a mile) or needing a break. Who is into. Life. Maybe has their hobbies. But wouldn't be against trying new things.
Why? Because I'm endlessly curious. And if you aren't. You'll annoy me. If you have your 5 things that you only want to do. You'll annoy me. And I'll annowly you. Cause I'll want to do a 6th thing.
If you made it to the end via reading. Maybe we can work out. I just. I want to save us some time. I spent a lot of fucking time on me. Finding out who I am. Who I can be. Why I do the things I do. What I like and dislike. I've been there. I've done that. If you think you'll be the exception to any of my rules. I've already tried that. What exception do you have that makes you more exceptional than the last exception? Can you fly a plane? Own a plane? Maybe then I'll be like " ok...."
And won't crash and kill us? That would suck.
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