Ok, trying this again. Finding our matches has been difficult so we are going to add a few things below to help weed out some folks. We are both super chill and fun people, but weeding through the endless go nowhere messages is exhausting.

1. We are both bi/pan. Male is 38 and female is 28

2. We are open to single open-minded/bi/queer people, but not single straight people. Sorry, but this isn’t a cuck post (nothing wrong with that, but we don’t need a “bull”).

3. Please be local. We know we live in the tourism capital, but we we prefer to get to know people.

4. We aren’t here to share a bunch of nudes and videos. Porn is mostly free on the Internet. You’ll get it faster there.

5. No we won’t come meet you at Secrets. Not saying we wouldn’t be willing to go with you sometime, but that’s just not our thing out of the gate.

6. We can host and do have a pool and hot tub. If we vibe and connect we can absolutely host.

7. We will want to see face pics at some point (and understand that you may want to get to know us first). We of course will share as well… we respect being discreet. We don’t need need our vanilla friends knowing who we get naked with either lol

8. We will want to chat some way off of reddit eventually.

9. We’d love something ongoing, and even better if we can all be friends beyond the bedroom.

10. Make an actual effort. Don’t jump straight to sex. We wanna get naked too - but chivalry isn’t completely dead is it? Why we have to even say this is astounding lol.

If you are still reading you are probably our kinda people :) let’s have some drinks and go in the hot tub

Alright, now that you think we are probably jerks - hope to hear from you 😝 - promise we aren’t.