All flirting below is done as a tease / joke. With a smirk on your face. You have to indicate with your body language and facial expressions that you're playing around. Otherwise it might sound mean, which is not what you want.

She Compliments Something You’re Wearing

Her: I really love your shirt (or anything you’re wearing).

You: Thanks. I really love your face.

Her: I really love your hair.

You: Thanks, I grew it myself.

She Compliments You In General (also great if her friend compliments you)

Her: You’re cute (or anything indicating you're handsome).

You: Careful girl, I’m a heartbreak waiting to happen.

She Loses At Anything (like Pool, Darts, Thumb wrestling)

You: Oh my God, you’re terrible at this…....but you can cook right?

(if you get a punch in the shoulder for that one, you’re welcome for bonus kino)

She Says Something Funny

You: (laugh or look at her like "you're weird") You’re funny sometimes...….I mean not right now...….but sometimes.

She Stumbles Over Her Words

You: It’s OK to be nervous…..girls get like that around me.

She Says Something You Disagree With

You: I’d love to agree with you. But then we’d both be wrong.

She’s Being Silly

You: (laugh or completely straight face) I can’t take you anywhere.

She Play Threatens You

Her: Don’t you dare (do something).

You: What are you gonna do? Date me?

She Looks at You With “Serious Eyes” But Doesn't Say Anything

You: Do not talk to me in that tone of voice young lady.

She Looks At You With Infatuated Eyes

You: Quit looking at me like that. You’re making me nervous.

She Says Something You Disagree With

You: We’d make a terrible couple....…all fights and makeup sex.

She Acts Drunk (Or Acts Silly & You Interpret It as “Drunk”)

You: Bartender, she needs to be cut off.

She Drops Something

You: That doesn’t go there.

or

You: That’s why we can’t have nice things.

She Bumps Into Something

You: Why you let that table (or whatever she bumped into) push you around like that?

You Bump Into Her

You: Hey.....quit bumping into me.

She Does Something Weird

You: It’s OK.....I don’t think any less of you.

She’s Overly Excited or Eager About Something

You: Easy there killer.

She Says Almost Anything (And You Need A Go-To Flirt)

You: My mom warned me about girls like you.

or

You: You’re dangerous.

Or

You: Out of all the [Her First Name] [Her Last Name’s] that I know…..I think you’re my favorite.