I feel like I'm in a fucking Benny Hill sketch. I sell locally because "it's easier" and I don't have to deal with stupid/ignorant buyers. But today was a doozy. I had a buyer ask about a Nintendo 3DS that's been modded. Conversation on the app goes fine, and he says that he can meet today (Monday Sept 25, 2017). I give him the address and my cell number. "Kid" is a dumbass, and is apparently in university and in the fucking military.

• Flag 1: Keeps changing the timing of the meet up. I say that I can't meet up earlier/later.
• Flag 2: Said he was at a pub, and asked if I wanted a drink/round (I respectfully declined.)
• Flag 3: Went to the address, but switched the "East/West" situation.
• Flag 4: Took a taxi down to the actual address.

I finally ended up meeting him in a public park. Seriously, if you are THIS fucking dense you shouldn't be in the military. Luckily I meet all buyers locally, otherwise I would have wasted my time for the whole fucking evening.