Hi all, thanks to some of your help I was able to make the trip to Artemis armed with some knowledge in hand. Happy to share my findings as well as a bit about my experiences.

First off, if you’re getting to Westkreuz station - after the labyrinth of stairs going in all directions you will realize the exit is at the “top”. Very quick walk to Artemis and not sketchy at all, you just walk past a train parking lot and stick on the left sidewalk and once you go over the bridge you’ll see Artemis poking through the trees.

Once you actually get there, it’s of extremely impressive scale. Front desk allows the 90 euro to be paid via card (yay - less need to convert to cash for us travelers!) and it may even be possible to buy the fixed rate drink tokens (10 euro a drink) with card as well - not too sure because I paid cash for this one to break my bills so that I could give the whores exactly 90 euro and not 100 (2 x 50 euro notes)

Locker room is very exposed so when you walk in you’ll see fully naked women and guys going in and out. ATM worked just fine and the fee wasn’t great but not extortionate either.

Best places to chat up the girls was definitely the main bar, but it felt a bit like a shark pit there. Even just walking to buy a drink every whore in there is looking at you and if you make eye contact, they’ll try to wave you over. They do sit in cliques as well - the popular “in” crowd of Romanian girls right by the front, the black girls on the far right of the bar, and the client-hungry/solo ones by the door. Bar definitely was very smoky and while I didn’t feel it yesterday, today my lungs feel like I chain smoked a pack.

Food was alright, breakfast was basic cured meat and cheese and bread. Dinner buffet on Sundays with grilled meat was much better - overcooked but still not too shabby.

Facilities were excellent, I especially enjoyed the 90 degree sauna and the cold plunge. Pool was okay for stretching but not deep enough for any real swimming. Turkish Hammam was NOT included - that’s an extra charge.

I came in around 13:00 and it was probably 15-20 girls and 20-25 guys. These girls were much pushier than the ones later in the day - they are trying to make their money after all.

Around 16:00 or so it really started getting busy. Easily 50 guys and 40 girls or so, and it kept ramping up by the hour before I left at 20:00. At peak it was probably 70-80 guys and 50 girls. The guys in the early afternoon were mostly in their 50s and “regulars” - the guys that came in after 16:00 were a lot younger 20-40 with a few large group of what seemed like 19 year olds walking around and gawking at everyone but not going to any rooms. I definitely would recommend coming in early and leaving shortly after dinner. The girls started looking a lot better too around dinner time, plenty of 7s to 9s whereas earlier in the day it was a lot of 6s and 7s.

70 euro for BJ and sex with condom, 90 euro for bare BJ and sex with condom, and around 140 for all specials (cum in mouth, boob job with cumming on boobs). Honestly felt like the extra value from the bare blowjob wasn’t worth the 20 euros as they immediately stick a condom on once you’re hard enough and they aren’t that skilled at sucking. But I doubt they’d let you get away with taking them to a room if you mention you just want the bare bones 70 euro deal.

I went with 4 girls, and can summarize briefly here:

Girl 1: Hungarian and dark black hair with nice tanned skin, the widest ass out of all the women there that day, very large and well shaped breasts. Easily an 8 but a 9 or 10 if you like the thick voluptuous girls.

Forgot her name because the nerves got to me, she was the first one I saw when I walked in the bar and of course I got reeled in like a sucker. She seemed quite experienced and well known in the club, and although she was trying to push a lot of upselling on me (“the condoms are too thick, you need a boob job with cumming on my tits”) - she was a good lay. Nice girl and gave me the lay of the land after we fucked to ensure I was prepared.

Girl 2: Violeta, a tanned Romanian with dark hair. Honestly not the best looking, probably a 6 - but boy was she persistent. She followed me around for 1.5-2 hours checking in on me in the sauna and pool every 30 mins to ask if I was ready.

She was the best lay of the day though, so I do think the less popular ones work harder. She allowed me to eat her pussy (she was the only one out of the four - first girl was a no and the others wanted an upcharge) and she genuinely enjoyed it. Decent fake tits and the tightest pussy I’ve had in a while.

Girl 3: Tatiana, this girl was a 10/10 to me. I like spinner types that have a bit of cosmetic alteration, albeit keeping it reasonable within her frame and having a naturally pretty face. Also a Romanian with blonde hair, perky and perfectly sized tits - and a cute bubble butt.

Service wasn’t anything special as I’m sure she can get away with given her good looks - but honestly if you compare it with most girls where they won’t fuck you like they love you, why not fuck the best looking one you can find?

Girl 4: Karina or something like that, the suffix was definitely “ina” but she was so soft spoken I could hardly tell. Another Romanian (wow 3/4 Romanians) but looked Arab. What I was craving at that point because I wanted a Turkish girl but didn’t have the patience to keep digging around.

The best tits and mediocre service. Nothing to write home about. Funny that she kept hand sanitizer on hand and shared it with me, as if that makes the place any cleaner haha.

Overall most of the women were augmented with varying degrees of “plastic” but you could still find more attractive girls than you could reasonably enjoy in a day. I wouldn’t go for longer than 30 minute service as they usually try to keep it at around 20 mins or less, their limited vocabulary (in English at least) and their hustler attitude won’t see them sticking around.

Would definitely go again but more looking forward to trying a “better” club in the future, definitely wouldn’t mind paying more for a GFE. I don’t need them to play it up, it’s obvious this is a transaction, but it wouldn’t hurt to have some chit chat about life or let a man eat some pussy is it?