Let me set the bar nice and high, boys - I’m looking for a submissive who actually has something between his ears. Yes, I’m aware that might disqualify most of you, but let’s be honest: the standards for you lot couldn’t possibly get any lower.

I want you to impress me. Not with your wallet (though I won’t say no to that), and not with your usual groveling “I’m unworthy, Goddess” nonsense. Impress me with knowledge. Show me you’re an expert in something - anything. Science? Art? Ancient history? Even something niche like competitive snail racing. Whatever lights you up, I want to hear about it.

But here’s the catch: you better make it interesting. If I’m bored within five minutes, you’re dismissed. If you can actually spark a discussion that doesn’t make me want to roll my eyes or yawn, then you might earn the privilege of keeping my attention a little longer.

Your ever unimpressed but eternally fabulous Domme.