Loving these non-serious Worlds 2024 predictions so I had to add my own

- Yuma ties for gold, along with Ilia, Shoma, Adam, Jason, and Kazuki, who decides to skate to his La La Land program again. They are all so brilliant that the judges refuse to score them and give them all gold medals instead

- After watching Yuma's free skate, Carolina Kostner is so inspired by her own student that she decides to enter the women's competition at the last second to represent Italy. Despite not having competed since 2018 and only doing single and double jumps, she gets perfect 10's for PCS and wins the gold medal based on her artistic scores alone.

- There is actually a five-way tie for gold in the women's event. Carolina gets the first gold. Marin Honda also wins gold after the ISU decides technical content is arbitrary and she gets perfect 10's for PCS for simply skating around the ice. The last golds go to Kaori, Rika Kihira and Liza Tuktamysheva because the ISU decides it needs to give an award to a technically brilliant skater in order to maintain legitimacy

- Carolina and Marin both have a re-ignited fire for competing. They both decide to enter the Ice Dance competition. Carolina teams up with Gabriella Papadakis, and IAM decides to petition to allow Carolina and Gabby to represent every country in the world, which the ISU allows for no understandable reason whatsoever. Carolina and Gabby decide to use music similar to Gabby's 2019-20 free dance. They frame the music as a tale of forbidden love, but in reality the music is just Tammy Gambill screaming "WHERE ARE MY CARROTS? I NEED MORE CARROTS!"

- Marin teams up with Satoko Miyahara, and together they skate to "Song For The Little Sparrow" for the Rhythm Dance. This completely goes against the 80's theme, but the ISU allows it because Evgenia Medvedeva convinced them the theme doesn't matter anyway. For the free skate, they skate to Marin's "La La Land" program. The judges are so moved by both performances that they give Satoko and Marin the gold medal and the highest scores humanly possible. Carolina and Gabby get silver. Bronze is given to the new team of Eteri and Mie Hamada (the judges were sick of giving the Eteri bonus, and they were gonna put Eteri and Mie in 12th because they had good technical elements and absolutely zero understanding of the 80's theme. But right before the free dance, they recruited Tessa Virtue to coach them, and they improved in their skating to Moulin Rouge so much that the judges had to put them on the podium)

- Sensing that Canadian women are going to be a disaster, Joannie Rochette comes out of retirement and is immediately awarded a silver medal before even stepping foot on the ice. Gracie Gold makes a triumphant return, skating two clean programs to get bronze

- In pairs, Yuna Kim teams up with Mao Asada. They are coached together by Brian Orser and Yuka Sato's dad. They manage to win the gold by landing two throw triple axels along with two side-by-side 3Lz-3T combos. The ISU decides to count trios as a pair for some reason as well, so Mirai Nagasu, Caroline Zhang, and Karen Chen team up and are awarded the silver for artistic impression and spinning ability alone. They are coached by Ashley Wagner. Bronze goes to the team of Michelle Kwan, Sasha Cohen and Alissa Czisny because they managed to all stay on their feet just long enough when it really counted. Tara and Johnny are both so moved by the pairs event, that they decide to never speak another word ever again