Buckle up everyone. For you are about to lay eyes upon the lamest sentences ever written by anyone possibly ever.

I haven’t had a Domme for a little while now due to a myriad of reasons. Mainly time and personal space. I started missing the feeling of submitting, I felt I had a liiiiittle too much freedom. I started thinking up a dominant person in my mind and wondered what they might think. My first mistake was putting myself in the shoes of this imaginary Domme. Gosh, I was having far too many orgasms! That just isn’t right. So I went and got my chastity cage and put it on. Initially it felt very odd putting it on for no reason but after a little while it felt kind of comforting. Secure. Safe.

I continued wearing the cage for the day. And then the next day. And the… you see where this might be going, I’m sure. Don’t tell them I said this but luckily my Domme was a soft touch and let me out of the cage when it got a little uncomfortable or if I didn’t feel like wearing it. I wanted an orgasm? Great, I earned it. As many as I wanted! Incredible.

After a couple of weeks I’m afraid to report that she became a bit of a hard ass. No longer was I allowed to orgasm all over the place. How mean. I was locked up for a week before I was allowed to unlock myself and seek some relief. Then one week started becoming two… but it as a punishment. She could see how much I enjoyed it… probably.

She still remained a little bit of a soft touch and allowed me to seek relief and pleasure with prostate toys and dildos most evenings. Aww. Such a sweetie at heart.

It’s been a couple of months since this started and I’ve enjoyed myself. Not as much as the real thing obviously. But as a substitute I’ve had a looot of fun. I have missed a lot of things such as the company and chit chat of another human that I can discuss these things with but that’s okay.

I did have to talk myself out of giving punishments etc when I craved a little pain. Because that would just make this whole thing pathetic wouldn’t it? I can’t be having that.

I just thought I’d let you all know about my silly little escapades and hope it amused you in some way. I do wonder if anyone else has done similar or if I’m truly bonkers.