I'm looking for a dominant woman who wants to turn me into her cuddly and obedient husband. I have no interest in hookups, online relationships, or non-monogamy. I'm a white, 5'6, 130lbs, kinda fit, averagely attractive (imho) straight twink with garbage eyesight. I'm introverted (INT-J) and 'inexperienced'. I would like to find a woman within four hours from Livermore, aged 18 to early 30s. We can wait months before getting intimate, or I can be ready for you much sooner. I want to make you feel loved and cherished way more than I want to have sex. I can send SFW pics soon if you can send your own in response.

Your needs, wants, and comfort will be my obsession, and I'll always be thinking about how I can keep you satisfied. I like driving and I want to make myself convenient for you, so if you allow me to, we'll meet in your town and I'll drive us wherever you want while you control the AC and music. All I ask is that we plan for a long date and that we split the cost, so you'll pick up the check. Unless you tell me to take the lead, I'll follow you and do as you say while you make every decision for us. We would hopefully end the day snuggled up somewhere cozy while watching cat videos or just talking. We can cuddle in the back seat of my car or on your bed if you trust me like that. You will be the sole instigator of physical contact. I won't try to pressure you into or suggest doing anything sexual, though you can make those suggestions if you want.

I'm generally a people pleaser, but when it comes to you, that would be an understatement. I love the idea of catering to every desire a woman has, but I'm not looking for a total power exchange where I'm completely controlled and my opinions are irrelevant. I want equality and respect, but I also want to serve you and always make my own desires secondary to yours. I'm not looking for a woman who is selfish and entitled, but one who allows me to sacrifice for her while she clearly and lovingly expresses her appreciation. Just think of it as a relationship where every day is your birthday, so I get to spoil you.

About me:

I'm into animals, programming, crimes, piano, shooting, and cycling. Most of that is untrue. I write a program once every few months. I bought a decent piano years ago and have been procrastinating learning how to play. I don't even own a bicycle anymore since the one I stole got stolen. Rather than having hobbies, I have fixations that last a month but that I think about returning to constantly for years, like game development, 3D modeling, music creation, lock picking, mechanical tinkering, or card counting. The only consistent hobbies I have are watching youtube, eating the skin off my lower lip, and imagining how great everything would be if I was in charge of the new world order. I currently spend most of my time stacking paper and yelling at myself in the mirror.

I can get back into gaming if you want me to be your subby pocket medic who calls you mommy in voice chat :3. I like nature but I really only go outside to go to work. I like trying new things, but I'm not motivated to go out alone. I think watching sports is cringe, but I'd participate. I listen to alt rock and I'll suck you off if you're into bands like AM, CWK, FOB, GA, ID, Joywave, Muse, RHCP, The Strokes and TOP. I love speeding, especially at night, in fog or rain, while extremely tired, and on winding back roads. I try to make people uncomfortable by being vaguely threatening and unnecessarily hostile because it's funny.

I'm very organized and sanitary. As a radical introvert, I never choose to be around other people. I'm socially awkward, yet I was able to swallow a hot dog in front of all of my coworkers. I only drink in social situations, which are obviously rare. I've never done drugs, but I'll try anything once. I have two cringe associate's degrees, but I'll get a bachelor's in something at some point.

I will touch any wild animal that lets me get close. Birds that let their guard down will be yoinked. I relocate insects that get inside if they're cool enough. My last two roommates were gay spiders. I had a lengthy conversation with an injured seagull. The ungrateful cunt bit my face even though I was being so nice to him. I drove him to a wildlife sanctuary and gave him to the only other guy who apparently doesn't hate seagulls. I'm trying to groom the stray cats at work but they're too skittish. I think dog food smells good. Dolphins were always my favorite animal, and I refuse to denounce them.

I'm only interested in dating a potential life partner, so we need to have similar religious and political beliefs. I'm an atheist/agnostic, so I'm not looking for anyone who's avidly religious. I'm fine with spirituality if it's a minor part of your life, but I'm not wasting our Sunday mornings and indoctrinating our kids. I voted for the fascist, and I'm looking for a fellow fascist, centrist, or someone apolitical. I don't talk about politics publicly because I want to get along with everyone, but privately, I'm very annoyed by wokeness. Still, I don't agree with the Republicans on everything. I hate Democrat politicians and the media, but not as much as I hate fetuses. If I had a dumb stupid fetus inside me, I'd be so mad!😡

About you:

The most important thing about you is that you're nearly as intelligent as me. The internet said I have an IQ of 135, which puts me in the 99th percentile. I don't expect you to be that smart, being a woman and all, but you need to be able to converse intellectually and watch movies without needing me to explain the plot.

You need to be willing to communicate at all times. If there are no major incompatibilities between us, I believe we can solve all disagreements through respectful and healthy communication. I will always be open minded and straightforward about how I feel, though I find it hard to be brutally honest. I intend to never lie or be passive aggressive, and I would expect the same from you.

Loyalty and monogamy are incredibly important, so I don't want you if you have ever cheated or have even considered polyamory or cuckoldry. You should be disgusted by the idea of sharing your partner or making him watch as ten guys share all over you.

My only body requirements are that you're female and not officially obese. I don't care about cup size, height, hair color, or whatever, though if you're a tomboy who could choke me out, I'll pant and say awooga as my eyes pop out of their sockets and steam comes out of my ears. I'd like to regularly accompany you to rock climbing gyms, shooting ranges, trails, tennis courts, or whatever you can think of, and we could be each other's motivators at the gym.

I'd love to belong to a badass woman who would join me to investigate a noise in the middle of the night, mag dump the intruder as he's running away, reload and mag dump him again, and liquify him with acid. It would be so hot if you could pay the bill at a restaurant without tipping, because tipping is stupid but I'm too much of a bitch to be the one to not tip. You should also love animals and be willing to touch them with me.

Long term:

The whole point of dating for me is to eventually get married. I'd wait at least a year before popping the question, and I have no problem with you asking instead. I don't believe in saving sex for marriage, but if you're the perfect woman for me, and you want me to prove my devotion by waiting, I'd be happy to. I don't care about my last name, so I'll gladly take yours. I actually don't care about my first name either, so you can pick a new one for me if you want.

My dream is to own a small house on a few acres with a bunch of animals, complete with the perfect woman who will always know that I love her and am so happy to belong to her. I'll be realistic, but I want cats, a husky, fish, chickens, ducks, goats, and an adorable jumping spider. I'm not talking about a whole ass farm, just a nice variety of pets, some of which I can suck eggs out of. I also want a shooting range and a vegetable garden. All of our trees will bear a different fruit. I'm not planting any cringe trees that take our water and give us only dead leaves and worthless oxygen in return. We could also just live in a suburb if you want, since that all seems like a lot of work. Regardless, we will NOT have a lawn unless we have goats to eat it, which is my biggest requirement. Grass is for boomers, and it's fucking stupid. I'm not cutting that shit every week just to waste water to make it grow back. We'll have moss, and that's final. Moss and I are a package deal, so If you don't like moss, I don't like you.

I want kids. I'd like to adopt, but I don't want the government up my ass because you shouldn't have to share it. We could make a few or just steal newborns from people who don't deserve them, then say they came out of you. I'll get a vasectomy whenever we decide to cease production. We're not just gonna give our kids brainrot machines so they leave us alone. I want to actually be a good parent, so I'm gonna feed them supplements and make them expand the vast tunnel system under our house, to build character.

Love languages:

I've never been in a relationship so all of this is theoretical. All of the love languages make me feel fuzzy, but physical touch might be my favorite. You can invade my personal space whenever you want. You can wait until we get comfortable or break the ice by sneaking a finger up my ass. If you want to cuddle, don't hesitate, because I do too. We can spend hours cuddling and I'll beg you to stay a little longer when it gets late.

I hope you like receiving acts of service. I'd love to let you know that you're always on my mind by doing things for you unprompted. I'll run errands for you, then if ordering me around gets too exhausting, I'll give you a massage. I'll do anything I can to ease your pain and stress when you're on your period. It's so cringe that you have to deal with that. If the Christians are right, that dumb bitch Eve is gonna catch these hands the moment I see her, that fucking cunt.

I love to give gifts, but only thoughtful ones. I think cut flowers and diamonds are stupid. I don't like wasteful traditions, so don't expect an expensive wedding ring from me. I'm saving up to buy us a house, not a rock. Still, I'd love to constantly show up with a drink you like or some other gift.

Affirmation makes me super uncomfortable because I feel like I never deserve it, so you should force me to get used to it. I want to erase your insecurities and make you feel appreciated every day, and I want you to convince me that you're glad I exist. Every morning I'd let you know that I'm thankful to have you next to me, or that I wish you could be next to me if you're not.

I want to spend as much quality time with you as possible. For me, it's sad to try new things alone. I think new experiences are better when they're shared with someone special. I want to go everywhere and try everything with you, then have long conversations that go on for hours after we say we should be asleep.

Consent:

You deserve to always feel safe and in control of your own body and to have your boundaries respected. I also want to feel safe and respected (though not always in control), so I'd delight in the opportunity to give you my consent for anything intimate. I think it's really sweet and sexy to let your partner know that you care more about making them feel safe and listened to than you do about wanting to fuck. You don't need my consent to grab my arm or something, but I'll get yours before touching you at all. You're all but guaranteed to get a lengthy cuddle session with me if you ask, but I understand that going somewhere private with a guy from the internet can be scary, so I'll understand if you don't want to.

I'll actually cry if I feel like I made you feel afraid or disregarded. Eventually we would fully belong to each other, but for now I'll be so diligent in getting your consent that you might get annoyed. If you tell me beforehand that you want our first date to be platonic, but you predictably start getting carried away due to my flawless body and unmatched rizz, I'll kill the momentum and give you time to consider whether things are moving too fast for you. I don't want you to regret anything that happens between us. There's always next time to decide that we should go further, especially if we've been drinking. I'm not a male feminist, but men who think with their dicks are cringe. I genuinely don't want to have sex with anyone who isn't super enthusiastic and completely sure that they want me.

Sex:

I'll wait very patiently until you're ready, but to make sure we're compatible, you should know about this stuff now. At any point, if you feel like you've read too much, just skip to the conclusion.

My hard limits are the obviously gross stuff, severe sadism, findom, extreme ageplay (the creepy kind), cuckoldry, and polyamory. Please stay away if you're into that stuff. If you're willing to be in a monogamous relationship, but polyamory or cuckoldry appeals to you even a little, then I'm not interested in you. If you tell me on our 10 year anniversary that you've secretly always wanted to use me as a toilet or change my diaper, I'm leaving with the kids. I also don't like humiliation, degradation, chastity cages, TPE, or anal, but it's okay if you do, and if you wanna don the strap I'll bounce on it and moan like a girl.

I'm actually kinda demisexual. I can recognize when a human woman is conventionally attractive, but I've never been tempted to stare at or "mentally undress" one of you as every other guy apparently does. I've also never cared about tits or ass. I might just be a low T beta bitch. I'm actually very easy to turn on due to my lack of contact, but the emotional bond is what I'm really interested in. I don't need sex, but it's fun and healthy, so I'd love to have a woman with a crazy high libido who can push me into the bedroom every day and drain me like a succubus.

I'll always use full protection until we both get tested, with no compromises aside from kissing, which I'll do with unparalleled passion. I don't have any STDs, and I don't plan on having any to share with my future soulmate. I'll get tested too even though I know I'm clean, because you deserve to have that peace of mind. Until then, I'd do as you say while staying safe, and your cuddles, affirmation, and company are all I would need in terms of reciprocation. I can spend all night giving you as many orgasms as you want, even if you're not comfortable with giving me one.

As a service-oriented sub, providing service is my biggest turn on. I can dom if you order me to, but it feels natural to be womanhandled. If you want me to do all the work, you can command me or let me respond to your body language. If you want to take full control, you can push me down and use me as your toy. I want to be whatever you need me to be in order to give you all of the pleasure you deserve. Once we're official, my entire body will belong solely to you, and any part of it will meet any part of yours for as long as you command. Through it all, I'll be in ecstasy over the thought that you are too. I can beg desperately for reciprocation or just shut up and enthusiastically enjoy my role as your source of pleasure. We can focus on me if you'd like, but I may beg for your permission to serve you first. I'll belong to you completely, so I'll only beg or resist when you want me to. You must always get what you want from me in the end.

For specific fetishes, I like gentle femdom, foreplay, edging, orgasm control, overstimulation, teasing, begging, praise, cunnilingus, creampies, breeding, body worship, aftercare, and mommy/mistress/puppy/good boy talk. I'd like to experiment with bondage, pegging, choking, CNC, light pain, and absolutely anything else I haven't mentioned that doesn't make either of us feel unloved or inadequate. I'm incredibly turned on and motivated by involuntary reactions to pleasure like twitching, throbbing, moaning, muscle contractions, and facial expressions. When it comes to your body, I'm mostly excited by your face, pussy, and brain (so cringe). Still, while those parts are what spark my interest the most, I will gladly kiss, lick, nibble, grab, and caress every inch of your skin.

While I don't want to wear a cage, I like being teased with the threat of chastity. My pleasure should be earned, then dispersed at your discretion. I'll hope to be allowed to cum after giving you ten orgasms. I'll get more and more excited, then at ten, you'll order me to continue, which I'll do until told otherwise. Every time you cum, I'll beg for my reward while you tease me for my horniness and say you'll consider giving it to me if I beg harder. You'll scold me if my hands leave your body and wander towards mine, so I have no choice but to continue pleasuring you as I leak precum and thrust into nothing. If you graciously decide that I was a good boy who deserves a reward, you'll definitely be able to tell how thankful and excited I am. If my tongue was somehow insufficient, we'll skip to cuddling. I want to know that when you call me a good boy and give me my release, it's because I truly earned it by being everything you need.

If you'd prefer to comfort me instead of doing the female superiority thing, that's just as good. You can ride me slowly as you hold me and softly tell me that you'll always be here for me. I'll tell you I love you and you'll say "Shhhh, I know you do. You're such a good boy, just relax for me." I'll do as you command and just lay there as you pet me and whisper things that make me feel completely and unconditionally loved. I'll whimper with every exhale, and you can call me cute and encourage me to cum inside you. I'll whine out "I'm getting close mommy" (or mistress or whatever you prefer to be called) and you'll say "It's okay. Let it all out for Mommy. Good boy, I love you so much. You're my perfect little pet and I'll always be here for you."

I hope that, like me, you're aroused both by the idea of me being yours to exploit and being yours to nurture. If I've had a long day, your mommy instincts should kick in and drive you to comfort me. When you're rightfully establishing your dominance over me instead, I don't want to be insulted or made to feel worthless, rather, I prefer to be playfully teased and made to focus completely on your pleasure.

Every orgasm I have will require your permission. If you don't want to have sex during your period or for any other reason, I'll insist on waiting for you. I'll always be yours to use, but if you're not in the mood and you don't want me to try to get you into it, then we won't have sex. I'll be your sex toy. I will never watch porn or masturbate, unless ordered to. I have no right to say you shouldn't masturbate if I'm not around, but you know we would both enjoy it if you've been ready for hours by the time I walk through your door. If you drag me directly to the bedroom, I won't waste any time doing what I was designed to do.

I'd like to try being completely bound and gagged so you know that I trust you even while I'm unable to resist or even utter a safeword. You could do whatever you want to my body. You could edge me while I buck my hips in desperation, then use toys to overstimulate me while you watch me struggle and squirm. You could take off the gag and ride my face while a pool of precum forms on my stomach. We could combine it with CNC and breeding, as you force me to impregnate you. I like the idea of fulfilling my purpose by shooting my genes into the woman I was designed to mate with. I probably shouldn't pass on my shitty 5'6, socially anxious, family history of baldness ass, stupid idiot genes, but we could pretend.

I'm genuinely not into feet. I may joke about sucking toes, but I also joke about being gay and sucking meaty cocks, and I only sucked cock twice. I'm not into feet, but your entire body is beautiful and deserves to be worshiped, so I'll kiss yours. I just don't want to suck the sweat from your toes or get a footjob, because I don't have a foot fetish. If I did have a foot fetish, I'd like them a little sweaty from a short jog. You could shove them right into my face and I'd give them a big whiff and lick them from heel to toe, then I'd suck each toe for a full minute and trim your toenails with my teeth, but that's not for me.

Dick stats: 6.5 inches hard, 4 inches flaccid, 6 inches around, uncut gang, aggressive 40 degree curve, leans left, leaks like a faucet, has an extra hole, no refractory period, shaved (trying hair removal, pubic hair disgusts me), balls are 20x40mm (measured with calipers)

Conclusion:

I don't see myself as a fetishist just because I'm submissive. If a woman is submissive, that's "normal", but if a guy is, that's apparently "not appropriate work talk", and I'm supposedly "fired". I'm just trying to find my perfect match. Our date can be totally platonic. I'll focus on giving you a good time and lots of attention. I don't expect you to do anything you're uncomfortable with, but I hope we can cuddle extensively. I welcome whatever fun activities you have in mind, like going back to your place and petting your dogs (please).

If you're interested, tell me about all the things you think could make us compatible, as well as whether you read all the cringe sexual stuff or skipped to the end at some point. Don't waste your time with something super long like this, but let me know you're serious. If we're not compatible or you're too far away, but your goofy ass read this whole post anyway, feel free to message me.