I'm looking for a dominant woman, 20s or 30s and living within four hours of Livermore, who wants to turn me into her submissive husband. I have no interest in hookups, online relationships, or non-monogamy. I'm white, 5'6, 135lbs, kinda fit, averagely attractive (imho), introverted (INT-J), and 'inexperienced'. I'm a straight twink with garbage eyesight. I'm stoic in public, but I would like to find a special woman to be vulnerable and extremely cuddly with. I'm in no rush to have sex, but I'll be ready to give you everything you want whenever you want it. I can send SFW pics soon if you can send your own in response.

Your needs, wants, and comfort are my top priority, and I'll always be thinking about what I can do to keep you satisfied. I want to drive to you and pick you up from your house or meet at your favorite first date spot. If I spend six hours driving, all I ask is that we plan for a long date and that we split the cost, so lunch is on you. I like driving and I want to make myself convenient for you. Unless you tell me to take the lead, I'll follow you and do as you say while you make every decision for us. If you're ok with it, I'd like to drive us around while you play your favorite music for me. We would hopefully end the day snuggled up somewhere cozy while watching cat videos or just talking. We can cuddle in the back seat of my car or on your bed if you trust me like that. You will be the sole instigator of any and all physical contact, and I won't try to pressure you into doing anything.

I'm generally a people pleaser, but when it comes to you, that would be an understatement. I love the idea of catering to every one of your desires. I'm not looking for a total power exchange dynamic. I want to have equality, individuality, and respect, but I also want to serve you. I don't want to be bossed around and controlled and to have my opinions invalidated, but I want to always make my own desires secondary to yours. I'm not looking for a woman who is selfish and entitled, but one who appreciates, supports, and loves me. You should want to sacrifice for your partner as well, but you should be able to leave that up to me so I can feel like I deserve you. Just think of it as a relationship where every day is your birthday, so I get to spoil you.

About me:

I'm into animals, programming, crimes, watching animations, piano, shooting, and cycling. Most of that is untrue. I write a program once every few months. I bought a decent piano years ago and have been procrastinating learning how to play. I don't even own a bicycle anymore since the one I stole got stolen.

Rather than having hobbies, I have fixations that last a month but that I think about returning to constantly for years, like 3D modeling and game development, piano and music creation, lock picking, mechanical tinkering, or card counting. The only consistent hobbies I have are watching youtube, eating the skin off my lower lip, and imagining how great everything would be if I was at the top of the new world order. I currently spend most of my time stacking paper, pondering the suicidal ideations, and generally being a sigma.

I can get back into gaming if you want me to be your subby pocket medic who calls you mommy in voice chat :3. I like nature but I really only go outside to go to work. I think watching sports is cringe, but I'd participate in them. I listen to alt rock and I'll suck you off if you're into bands like AM, CWK, FOB, GA, ID, Joywave, Muse, RHCP, The Strokes and TOP. I love speeding, especially at night, in fog or rain, while extremely tired, and on winding back roads. I like to make people uncomfortable by being vaguely threatening and unnecessarily hostile because it's funny.

I'm very organized and sanitary. As a radical introvert, I never choose to be around other people. I'm socially awkward, but not to the point of disability. I can swallow a hotdog, and have done so in front of dozens of witnesses. I only drink in social situations, which are obviously rare. I've never done drugs, but I'll try anything once. I have two cringe associate's degrees, but I'll get a bachelor's in something at some point.

I will touch any wild animal that lets me get close. I try to snatch up birds that let their guard down. I relocate non-annoying insects that get inside. My last two roommates were gay spiders. I picked up and had a lengthy conversation with an injured seagull. I was being so polite, but the ungrateful cunt tried to bite my face the entire time, and he succeeded. I drove him to a wildlife sanctuary and gave him to the only other guy who apparently doesn't hate seagulls. I'm trying to capture a stray cat at work because I want one. I think dog food smells good. Dolphins were always my favorite animal, and I refuse to denounce them.

Since I will only date seriously, we need to have similar religious and political beliefs. I'm an atheist/agnostic, so I'm not looking for anyone who's avidly religious. I'm fine with spirituality if it's a minor part of your life, but I'm not wasting any Sunday mornings or indoctrinating our kids. Although voting is a scam and abortion is epic, I voted for the fascist. I despise the media and Democrat politicians, and I say appalling things. Caring about politics like I do is admittedly a little cringe. I can befriend someone who has opposing ideas about things we can't change, but I won't date them.

About you:

The most important thing for me is that you're intelligent and communicative. You need to be able to watch a movie without needing me to explain the plot. You need to be open minded and not prone to shutting down when you hear something you disagree with. I don't plan on having petty arguments and passive aggression.

Loyalty and monogamy are incredibly important, so I don't want you if you have ever cheated or have even considered polyamory or cuckoldry. You should be disgusted by the idea of including a third person in our relationship.

I have no intrinsic body requirements beyond you being female and not officially obese. I don't care about cup size, height, hair color, or whatever, but tomboys who could choke me out make me say awooga and pant like a dog as my eyes pop out of their sockets. I'd like to accompany you to a rock climbing gym, shooting range, trail, tennis court, or whatever you can think of. We would make great workout partners.

I'd love to belong to a badass woman who would join me to check out a noise downstairs in the middle of the night, mag dump the burglar as he's running away, reload and mag dump him again, and liquify him with acid. It would be so hot if you could pay the bill at a restaurant without tipping, because tipping is stupid but I'm too much of a bitch to be the one to not tip. You should also love animals and be willing to touch them with me.

Long term:

I'm not a femboy or a cross dresser, but you can make me wear anything. I'll be your canvas If you need someone to practice makeup, hair styles, or drawing on, and I'll go out in public like that because I don't care. My pet name will go on the collar of my catboy outfit. The cat ears will stay ON for my driver's license renewal photo.

I will modify my body and behavior in order to become your perfect husband. I'll do whatever I must to make myself more interesting, more athletic, more attractive in your eyes, a better lover, or in any way more worthy of being yours. I'll explain my 'generosity' later in excruciating detail, but I'll say now that I would be thrilled to learn every intricacy of your mind and body so that I can be the world's leading (and only) expert in pleasing you.

The whole point of dating for me is to eventually get married. I'd wait for at least a year before popping the question, and I have no problem with you asking instead. I don't believe in saving sex for marriage, but if you're the perfect woman for me, and you want me to prove my devotion by waiting, I'd be happy to. I don't care about my last name, so I'll gladly take yours. I actually don't care about my first name either, so you can pick a new one for me if you want.

My dream is to own a small house on a few acres with a bunch of animals, complete with the perfect woman who will always know that I love her and am so happy to belong to her. I'll be realistic, but I want cats, a husky, fish, chickens, ducks, goats, and an adorable jumping spider. I'm not talking about a whole ass farm, just a nice variety of pets, some of which I can suck eggs out of. I also want a shooting range and a vegetable garden. All of our trees will bear a different fruit. I'm not planting any cringe trees that take our water and give us only dead leaves and worthless oxygen in return.

We will NOT have a lawn unless we have goats to eat it, which is my biggest requirement. Grass is for boomers, and it's fucking stupid. I'm not cutting that shit every week just to waste water to make it grow back. We'll have moss, and that's final. Moss and I are a package deal, so If you don't like moss, I don't like you.

I want kids. I'd like to adopt, but I don't want the government up my ass because you shouldn't have to share it. We could make a few or just steal newborns from people who don't deserve them, then say they came out of you. I'll get a vasectomy whenever we decide to cease production. We're not just gonna hand our kids brainrot machines so they leave us alone. I want to actually be a good parent, so I'm gonna feed them supplements and make them expand the vast tunnel system under our house, to build character.

Love languages:

I've never been in a relationship so all of this is theoretical. All of the love languages make me feel fuzzy, but physical touch might be my favorite. You automatically have my consent to invade my personal space whenever you want. You can wait until we get comfortable or break the ice by sneaking a finger up my ass. If you want to cuddle, don't leave it up to me to ask you, just wrap your arms around me. We can spend hours cuddling and I'll beg you to stay a little longer when it gets late.

I hope you like receiving acts of service. I'd love to let you know that you're always on my mind by doing things for you unprompted. I'll run errands for you, then if ordering me around gets too exhausting, I'll give you a massage. I'll do anything I can to ease your pain and stress when you're on your period. It's so cringe that you have to deal with that. If the Christians are right, that dumb bitch Eve is gonna catch these hands the moment I see her, that fucking cunt.

I love to give gifts, but only thoughtful ones. I think cut flowers and diamonds are stupid. I don't like wasteful traditions, so don't expect an expensive wedding ring from me. I'm saving up to buy us a house, not a rock. Still, I'd love to constantly show up with a drink you like or some other gift.

Affirmation makes me super uncomfortable because I feel like I never deserve it. You should ignore that and force me to get used to it. I want to erase your insecurities and make you feel appreciated every day, and I want you to convince me that you're glad I exist. Every morning I'd let you know that I'm thankful to have you next to me, or that I wish you could be next to me if you happen to be away.

I want to spend as much quality time with you as possible. For me, it's sad to try new things alone. I think new experiences are better when they're shared with someone special. I want to go everywhere and try everything with you, then have long conversations that go on for hours after we say we should be asleep.

Consent:

You deserve to feel heard, appreciated, safe, and in control of your own body. I also want to feel that way (mostly), so I'd love to get the opportunity to give you my consent for anything more intimate than cuddling. I'll wait on yours before touching you at all, and I won't feel offended if I don't end up getting it. I understand that I'm probably stronger than you, and that you can never know a stranger's intentions, so while I hope we can cuddle, you shouldn't have to feel like you're making yourself too vulnerable.

I'll actually cry if I feel like I overstepped your boundaries and made you feel afraid or disregarded. Eventually we would fully belong to each other, but for now I'll be so diligent in getting your consent that you might get annoyed. If you tell me beforehand that you want our first date to be platonic, but you predictably start getting carried away due to my flawless body and unmatched rizz, I'll kill the momentum and give you time to consider whether things are moving too fast for you. I don't want you to regret anything that happens between us. There's always next time to decide that we should go further, especially if we've been drinking. I'm some male feminist, but men who think with their dicks are cringe. I genuinely don't want to have sex with anyone who isn't super enthusiastic and completely sure that they want me.

Sex:

I'll wait patiently for you to make a move, but when you do, we'll need to be sexually compatible, so here's more information than you need about my kinks. At any point, if you feel like you've read too much, just skip to the conclusion.

My hard limits are the obviously gross stuff, humiliation, degradation, *severe* pain, CBT, chastity, cuckoldry, forced bi, findom, ageplay, TPE, and polyamory. Please stay away if you're into that stuff, especially anything non-monogamous. If you're willing to be in a monogamous relationship, but polyamory or cuckoldry appeals to you even a little, then I'm not interested in you. If you tell me on our 10 year anniversary that you've secretly always wanted to use me as a toilet or fuck another guy while I watch, I'm leaving with the kids. I think anal is gross, so if you get nothing out of it we can just never go there, but if you wanna don the strap I'll bounce on it and moan like a girl.

I'm actually kinda demisexual. I can recognize when a human woman is conventionally attractive, but I've never been tempted to stare at or "mentally undress" one of you as every other guy apparently does. I've also never cared about tits or ass. I might just be a low T beta bitch. I'm actually very easy to turn on due to my lack of contact, but the emotional bond is what I'm really interested in. I don't need sex, but it's fun and healthy, so I'd love to have a woman with a crazy high libido who can push me into the bedroom every day and drain me like a succubus.

I'll always use full protection until we both get tested, with no compromises aside from kissing, which I'll do with unparalleled passion. I don't have any STDs, and I don't plan on having any to share with my future soulmate. It's not personal, and I'll get tested too even though I know I'm clean, because you deserve to have that peace of mind. Until then, I'll finger you and kiss you all over to make you cum as many times as you demand of me. Being able to give you what you want while feeling appreciated for it is all the reciprocation I need, along with cuddling.

As a service-oriented sub, providing service is my biggest turn on. I can dom if you order me to, but it feels natural to be womanhandled. If you want me to do all the work, you can command me or let me respond to your body language. If you want to take full control, you can push me down and use me as your toy. I want to be whatever you need me to be in order to give you all of the pleasure you deserve. Once we're official, my entire body will belong solely to you, and any part of it will meet any part of yours for as long as you command. Through it all, I'll be in ecstasy over the thought that you are too. I can beg desperately for reciprocation or just shut up and enthusiastically enjoy my role as your source of pleasure. We can focus on me if you'd like, but I may beg for your permission to serve you first. In the end, I belong to you completely, so I'll only beg or resist when you want me to. You must always get what you want from me in the end.

For specific fetishes, I like gentle femdom, foreplay, edging, orgasm control, overstimulation, teasing, begging, praise, cunnilingus, creampies, breeding, body worship, aftercare, and mommy/mistress/puppy/good boy talk. I'd like to experiment with bondage, pegging, prostate stimulation, choking, CNC, some light pain, and absolutely anything else I haven't mentioned that doesn't make either of us feel unloved or inadequate. I'm incredibly turned on and motivated by involuntary reactions to pleasure like twitching, throbbing, moaning, muscle contractions, and facial expressions. When it comes to your body, I'm mostly excited by your face, pussy, and brain (so cringe). Still, while those parts are what spark my interest the most, I will gladly kiss, lick, nibble, grab, and caress every inch of your skin.

I did say I'm not into chastity, but I like being teased with the threat of it. I don't want to wear a cage, but If I fail to make you feel fully satisfied, then I have failed to earn my own pleasure. I should beg to be allowed to cum after giving you ten orgasms. I'll get more and more excited for my reward with each one, but you'll constantly remind me that my body is made for your pleasure. If we hit ten and you're still too busy enjoying my tongue to give me the release I was expecting, you can order me to continue, and I will until you order me to stop. If you graciously decide that your good boy deserves a reward, I'll be eager to let you know how thankful I am. I'll be so thankful that my wonderful, generous mommy/mistress (whichever you prefer) loves me enough to let me cum that I'll excitedly kiss you all over. I want to know that when you call me a good boy and give me my release, it's because I truly earned it by being everything you need.

Every orgasm I have will require your permission. If you don't want to have sex during your period or for any other reason, I'll insist on waiting for you. I will never watch porn or masturbate, unless ordered to. I hope you will always wait until you can use me when you need to get off. I have no right to stop you from masturbating if you're horny and I'm not around, but you know we would both enjoy it if you're extremely pent up when I get home. If you drag me to the bedroom and smush my face into your pussy the moment I walk through the door, I won't waste any time doing what I was designed to do. You could order me to edge when we're apart so that I'm just as desperate. If I ever accidentally cum while edging for you, I will tell you immediately and make it up to you in any way I can.

If you'd prefer to comfort me instead of doing the female superiority thing, that's just as good. You can ride me slowly as you hold me and softly tell me that you'll always be here for me. I'll tell you I love you and you'll say "Shhhh, I know you do. You're such a good boy, just relax for me." I'll do as you command and just lay there as you pet me and whisper things that make me feel completely and unconditionally loved. I'll whimper with every exhale, and you can call me cute and encourage me to cum inside you. I'll whine out that I'm close and you'll say "Let it all out for Mommy. Good boy, I love you so much. You're my perfect little pet and I'll always be here for you."

I hope that, like me, you're turned on both by the idea of me being yours to exploit and being yours to nurture. Obsessing over your pleasure until I've earned my reward is extremely arousing, but so is the inverse of that. If I've had a long day, your mommy dom instincts should kick in and drive you to comfort me. When you're allowing yourself to be selfish instead, I don't want to be put down or made to feel worthless. Rather than being insulted or degraded, I prefer to be playfully teased about how horny I am and how much I wish I could cum as you remind me that your pleasure is infinitely more important.

I'm genuinely not into feet. I may joke about sucking toes, but I also joke about sucking dicks, and I only sucked dick twice. I'm not into feet, but your entire body is beautiful and deserves to be worshiped, so I'll kiss yours. I just don't want to suck the sweat from your toes or get a footjob, because I don't have a foot fetish. If I did have a foot fetish, I'd like them petite and a little sweaty from a short jog. You could shove them right into my face and I'd give them a big whiff and lick them from heel to toe, then I'd suck each toe for a full minute and trim your toenails with my teeth, but I'm not into that.

Dick stats: 6.5 inches hard, 4 inches flaccid, 6 inches around, uncut gang, aggressive 40 degree curve, leans left, leaks like a faucet, has an extra hole, no refractory period, shaved (trying hair removal, pubic hair disgusts me), balls are 20x40mm (measured with calipers)

Conclusion:

I don't see myself as a fetishist just because I'm submissive. If a woman is submissive, that's "normal", but if a guy is, that's apparently "not appropriate work talk", and I'm supposedly "fired". I'm just trying to find my perfect match. Our date can be totally platonic. I'll focus on giving you a good time and lots of attention. I don't expect you to do anything you're uncomfortable with, but I hope we can cuddle extensively. I welcome whatever fun activities you have in mind, like going back to your place and petting your dogs (please).

If you're interested, tell me about all the things you think could make us compatible, as well as whether you read all that cringe or skipped to the end at some point. Don't waste your time with something super long like this, but give me something to work with so I know you're serious. If we're not compatible or you're too far away, but your goofy ass read this whole post anyway, feel free to message me.