Greetings!

I'm the kind of person who types 20000 characters for a post like this in order to filter early and not waste anyone's time. However, I've now been informed dozens of times that nobody can be bothered to actually read any of it, so I'm trying a shorter variant. I will radically cut out any information that I don't deem top priority, so don't blame me if a lot of important stuff ends up missing! :)

To help me with this colossal task, I hired myself some lists!

Now, let's switch from me over to you. You should be:

• an actual human person, of the female variety, with a genuine interest in a (likely online only) D/s relationship of some description. If "some description" is defined as me being the "s", anyway :P

• in the rough age range of 25-40. Outside that range, communication can be extra difficult, I find.

• reasonably close to GMT 2, unless you're running an unusual schedule, I suppose.

• willing and able to communicate honestly, openly and with sufficient verbosity. I can't possibly stress this enough, but I need to save characters, so there!

• capable of dealing with medium levels of mental illness, as I am, in fact, missing a few screws, if you couldn't tell.

• deep into the monogamy side of the spectrum, depending on seriousness of relationship.

In return, I offer basically all the things I also ask for. Namely:

• I have a genuine interest in building a long term D/s relationship of some kind that goes above getting off and ghosting.

• I'm willing and capable of extensive, clear, honest and open communication. Maybe even a little too much so...

• I'm willing to verify, compromise and otherwise help increase security and trust between us, if you so desire.

• Apart from my obsession with good, honest communication, I don't ask for all that much. I don't particularly care about your looks, age, experience levels or anything like that, I really only ask for chemistry, honesty and genuine interest.

• And, of course, I'm equally willing to accept some loose screws on your end. Weird tends to be interesting, after all!

Finally, as for what I'm looking for, I'll leave that purposely vague. Not just for character saving reasons, but also because I can see a lot of viable scenarios and don't feel the need to call out a specific one. Oh, I used the word "scenario", so I quickly need to make absolutely sure that I'm not looking for role-playing :)

Actual-final-finally: You have the choice of starting communication via Discord (same username) or Reddit DM. For technical (and hatred) reasons, answers to Reddit chats will likely be severely delayed, so I strongly suggest one of the other two options.

Alright, ~2700 characters. That ought to be short enough, yes?