So I’m tired of hearing “dick size doesn’t matter” being thrown around in our culture because, um, yes the fuck it does.

“Dick size doesn’t matter” is one big male cope that women keep being pressured to buy into to virtue signal and “cool girl” while ultimately denying ourselves aspects of pleasure we could otherwise experience if we were just brutally honest about what we like in dicks and looked for that.

Penis size AND shape matters a lot for women’s orgasm ability; this is not the same as men having a preference for boob or ass size - women will literally not be able to orgasm during PIV sex with some dicks

My theory as to why I think a lot of women can’t cum from PIV sex is that the dudes’ dick size and shape ain’t cutting it, but we’re never allowed to admit that to ourselves because men keep cutting us off when we try to assert ourselves on this issue.

For example, I once dated a guy with an absolute anaconda, but it curved so severely to his left it made sex very uncomfortable and outright painful at times. He was porn sick, so I suspect his curving issues were from Peyronie’s disease, which happens when men beat their dick so ferociously they develop internal scar tissue that makes it excessively curve. https://www.webmd.com/men/peyronies-disease

His dick girth also made blowjobs a complete fucking chore. I got tired of getting lockjaw and started to get turned off from doing it.

On the other hand, I dated a guy who’s penis was smaller and less girthy than the guy mentioned above, but had a slight upward curve. It was amazing because it naturally pressed against my G-Spot. He was also able to keep MUCH firmer erections and his penis skin was softer and smoother so it was wayyyy more pleasurable for me visually and physically than the man with the bigger dick. Didn’t mind blowing him at all, in fact even really enjoyed it.

I learned from my doctor that vaginas and cervixes can be naturally curved internally too, so if you are both curving in a different direction that shit will NEVER feel good, but if it curves in the same direction maybe you would find men with curved dicks amazing.

So the good news for men here is that penis preferences can go in either direction, because I think it varies what the optimal dick size and shape is from woman to woman.

Another very underdiscussed topic is also dick visual aesthetics. Some men’s diet and poor lifestyle choices definitely show in their cock & balls and makes them dry, stank, discolored, and ashy.

A common denominator I’ve found in men with aesthetically pleasing penises is that they take care of themselves in general. Their penis skin felt smooth, velvety, and moisturized and didn’t have much of a smell. Discoloration was minimal and they could get fully erect, hard, and pulsating without much issue. They were also courteous enough to trim their pubes down neatly so it didn’t look like an unkempt lawn around an abandoned house.

SO much more sexually exciting then watching some porn sick limp dick loser jerk his penis forever only for it to look like a partially cooked noodle.

I also hate when guys have that discolored ring around the head of their penis that makes it look like an earthworm poking out of the bushes, but that’s just me.

I’m also not a big fan of Penis Papules. They look like genital warts. They’re apparently more common in men who aren’t circumcised.

I DO like thicker, plump looking balls. I kind of hate when a guys ball sack is long and droopy looks like a large laundry bag with a soccerball thrown in at the bottom.

I’m writing all these thoughts out because I think part of reclaiming our sexuality as women is declaring our right to have penis preferences. We should be able to describe in detail what looks visually pleasing to us, and have a right to learn (sometimes through trial and error) what size and shape works best to achieve orgasm.

I’ve never seen this talked about in great detail anywhere so I thought it would be a great exercise for FDS to do!

Here’s my declared penis preference for the culture: I prefer a dick around 6.5 to 8in length, slightly curved upward, minimal discoloration, no postules, mushroom head, smooth skin, thick balls, and slightly veiny.

Feels good to get that out there. I feel free.

So ladies, puff out your whole chest and declare your penis preferences loudly and proudly in the comments!

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