Twenty years ago before I was married and had a child (I am turning 48 soon), I was at a party at a friends house. They had invited this guy who was maybe 6’7”, very attractive and whom I met briefly once before. After a few drinks, I started hitting on him because he was very tall and hot. I’d remembered from the prior party that he had a girlfriend and was secretly hoping that she was no longer in the picture. At this point, I had to go excuse myself as i desperately needed to pee from drinking too much. Unknown to me at the time, he had followed me upstairs and before I knew what was happening, he closed the door to the bathroom, unzipped and let his gigantic and very very thick penis flop out right in my face as I was about to go pee. I remember it hanging so far down his thigh it looked unnatural. I was in total shock but completely turned on by it’s unreal size. Even more surprising, was that within what was probably only just a few seconds, I had taken the initiative and grabbed it in my hand and was rubbing it while i intently stared at it just inches away. I remember it being so thick, my fingers could not wrap all the way around. Normally i wasn’t one to hook up on a first night, but for whatever reason that night I desperately wanted to give him a blowjob right there and hopefully sit on it afterward. However, in the middle of all this, the good girl in me blurts out “Hey, what happened to your girlfriend ?” (WTF was I thinking?) as I am stroking his dick. He admitted they were still together and she was outside!

I immediately panicked and ran out of the bathroom leaving this guy standing there with his oh so beautiful hard on.

When I got downstairs, I immediately tracked my friends down and told them what happened. That of course led to an hour long conversation with a gazillion questions about just how big it was “9 inches? No bigger” and how thick it was “As thick as a coke can! “ I did my best to describe and finally blurted out that it looked like an anaconda. That name stuck and to this day, someone will bring it up after a few too many glasses of wine.

I have thought about him (to be honest mostly his dick) many times over the years and now that I am about to turn 48, I am on a mission to find another XXL cock like it and finally give that blowjob and maybe some more. Much to my surprise, my hubby is totally okay with it as long as he can watch.

Here’s to finding an anaconda in 2024. Cheers!