So on the weekend I was at my friends cabin on a lake. The entire weekend was full of drinking and eating the most garbage food. Sunday morning I wake up and we have the biggest breakfast ever I seem to be the only one eating its eggs, bacon, pancakes was amazing and I’m super stuffed… this mayyy be tmi but that plus like 2 cups of coffee and I need to 💩…. With all of these girls using the bathroom there’s literally no time so I push the feeling away and throw on my bikini!

I’m soooo bloated and full from breakfast so I’m honestly feeling pregnant in my bikini and all the tequila sodas are def not helping… lunch rolls around I’m somehow starving again I’m pretty tipsy and nothing sounds better than the hot dogs her mom made. I have 3… big mistake lol….. my stomach is sooo swollen and I neeeed to fart so bad. Around my friends I’ll fart no problem I don’t care at all but her parents are down at the dock so I have to hold it. Finally I can’t hold it any longer and I almost run to her boathouse pretending I’m looking for her paddle board just to let out 3 of the deepest loudest farts you’ll ever hear…. My ass fully jiggled simply from the vibration 😂

Ughhhhh I literally moaned as the relief was so niceeee… I’m feeling much better at this point but there’s definitely more…. And then as I’m about to leave after violating my innocent bikini bottoms her Dad walks in to show me where the paddle board is. He walks right in my fart cloud, we both know he knows his face fully scrunched as it was incredibly garbagy. I say thanks for showing me where it is and left super embarrassed ran up to her cabin bathroom and blew it upppp…… hate to say it my favourite summer food doesn’t agree with me 😭🌭🤰🏼💨 and the trail of loud stinky crop dusting on the way to blow up her bathroom also proves this theory 😂😂