So studying for my exams have been awful and I’m way too busy/lazy to cook anything fresh so I have unfortunately been eating a ton of fast food and frozen food. My roommate’s Mom left her a tonn of homemade chilli which she hates which I thought was crazy cause chilli is so good.

Anyways I have no money for groceries and I’m too lazy to get food so thank god she gave me all these containers of chilli. This past weekend I have been non stop and solely eating chilli lmao. I would have cereal for breakfast but I’m out of milk so chilli it is and then lunch roles around and I’m hungry and I only have chilli so lol I would eat the chilli, and then dinner rolls around and again I’m goona eat the chilli as it’s what I had. Also feel it’s important to mention that I shredded cheddar cheese on it each time as it makes it taste infinitely better, but my lactose intolerant self really should know better.

At this point my stomach is huge I feel like a balloon or swollen up like one of those zeppelin things lol. I’m full of meat cheese and beans and bloated to the brim with stinky gas. Nothing is moving though I have the urge I need to fart and burp but it’s all trapped and at this point like really starting to hurt lmao.

My jeans are way to tight and unbuttoning them doesn’t do the trick so I need to take them off my shirt is too tight so I have to take them off too so now I’m at my desk in my bra and thong with a very painful belly full of gas. So eventually what a smart person would do is and stretch I roll and kick my legs but nothing I do deep squats and side lunges nothing seems to be working. At this point I also lock my door to not have my roommates find me looking pregnant and stretching lol. finally after giving up and hoping the gas will come out naturally I lay down on big stomach when …brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaap i ripped the biggest deepest fart I’ve probably had in my whole life. Instant relief and now the flood gates have opened I’m moaning and letting out the deeepest stinkiest farts and feeling sooo much better. I then did this for the rest of the night and my room and my bed especially became a hazardous zone lol. Without being too tmi I definitely made a few trips to the bathroom if y’all know what I mean lol 💩. My roommate came in the morning to get her top that I borrowed and she was in shock by the smell lol “it smells like hot garbage in here” lol.

Anyways funny story that happened this weekend thought I’d share!! Thanks for everyone who’s wished me luck on my exams 💕